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Rimbaud III, reading your article made me feel nearly as bad or worse than watching that 2 girls, 1 cup video. Very articulate description of all the goo. Peeing in the sink is not crap, though I don't do it (have done it a few times). The sink is basically an urinal with a high factor of safety, where FOS in this case is the circumference of the sink which lets you safely manipulate your orchestral wand without the fear of spillover. You can also see some funky spirals made by your Hwang Ho river which is not possible in an urinal

Another benifit with the sink, you can glance the sink with your glans unless someone prior has had a similar idea & you end up with an urinary tract infection.

I'll admit it, I resorted to pissing in the sink at Club Dreamerz on 1 or 2 occasions when the wait for the "proper" toilets was unbearably long.

I have no regrets about it, either. At least I turned on the tap while whizzing.

Like I'm gonna stand there and hold it like a good little boy scout, while some junkie in the stall takes 15 minutes to cook up his shit and find his vein.

Not CRAP in a technical sense, but it's a dick move no doubt.

a dick move! brilliant!

Yngwie Einstein wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:You really wanna get someone piss in their washing machine and dryer.
A dog turd, dirty diaper or a dirty pan of kitty litter work just as well.

Really? I just usually rub my balls on their phone.

lemur68 wrote:A toilet is actually cleaner than your average computer keyboard.

And also your average telephone receiver. So if your stones are gathering moss, this is probably what it's from.