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Dimebag Darrell dead.
Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:07 pm
by ginandtacoscom_Archive
Pantera were, hands down, a "good" band. In what sense? In the sense that they could probably have all suffered major head injuries, hearing loss, or mangled limbs and still managed to play their songs together as tight as a machine and christ-rapingly loud.
Whether or not one values those things in a band is another question. But if one believes that the interplay between band members - that kind you can only get when 4 people play insanely fast music with one another for a long, long time - is something to behold, then they were something to behold.
Dimebag Darrell dead.
Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:40 pm
by Cranius_Archive
11/28/03 - There has always been a kinship between strippers and Pantera. Gaggles of exotic dancers have shed their clothes to songs like COWBOYS FROM HELL and a Russian stripper stationed in South Florida calls herself Pantera. Dimebag Darrell and Vinnie Paul are so obsessed with adult clubs themselves that they started their own Dallas nudie joint, the Clubhouse.
So it makes sense that when Dime and Vinnie wanted feedback on some new music they recorded with their post-Pantera band, Damageplan, they reached out to some real professionals: They picked up six dancers from the Dallas gentleman's"These girls were all 17 and 18 and had some big ol' jumbo fake Texas titties on," gloats Vinnie, sitting inside a dark record company office that's lit by a single candle. "We put the CD on, the shots of liquor are flowing, and the girls are jumping up and down, going crazy. Next thing you know, they're all fucking naked and we're having a good time. But the bottom line is they loved the music. I expected them to turn their noses up because they're 15 years younger than me, but they were like, 'This kicks fucking ass. Let's take our clothes off and do some shots.'"
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sigh!)
Dimebag Darrell dead.
Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:45 pm
by mooliachi_Archive
classic.
I'm sure there are plenty of 17 year old strippers in heaven...
Dimebag Darrell dead.
Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 10:13 pm
by Redline_Archive
i don't know if this has been mentioned yet but is was exactly 24 years to day that john lennon was killed........freaky
That's the first thing I thought of. I doubt he knew.
I think he was just mad Pantera broke up.
Dimebag Darrell dead.
Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 10:22 pm
by Joseph_Archive
Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Joseph wrote:I kid because I love.
Is this a kindler and gentler Joseph Larkin?
I've always been kind and gentle! In fact, the first time I had sex with my last girlfriend, she stopped me during the act to say, "Aw, you're so gentle!" Underneath all this misplaced rage, self-hatred and cynicism beats the heart of a goshdarn teddy-bear!
Um, sorry to get off track here. R.I.P., Dimebag!
Dimebag Darrell dead.
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:59 am
by toomanyhelicopters_Archive
oy vey! just saw on the replay of the news that the guy who shot him is an ex-Marine.

Dimebag Darrell dead.
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:12 am
by ironyengine_Archive
toomanyhelicopters wrote:oy vey! just saw on the replay of the news that the guy who shot him is an ex-Marine.

Outstanding! Those individuals showed what one motivated marine and his rifle can do! And before you ladies leave my island, you will be able to do the same thing!
Dimebag Darrell dead.
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:10 am
by geiginni_Archive
ironyengine wrote:Outstanding! Those individuals showed what one motivated marine and his rifle can do! And before you ladies leave my island, you will be able to do the same thing!
Beautiful,
The other one that always got me was "You best unfuck yourself.....or I will gouge out your eyes and skull fuck you!"
Dimebag Darrell dead.
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:12 am
by diego_Archive
Thanks everyone....the best topic ever on this forum.
How old are you guys???
Don't you have other things to do than arguing about "Darrell died and oh god it's sad"-"Darrell died and oh god that's fucking funny"-"Darrell died and oh god you think it's funny"-"Pantera kicked ass"-"Pantera was fucking shite"....
I mean like playing music,talking with your girlfriend,playing with your kid(s),having a beer with some mates,watching The Simpsons on Sky,having sex,reading a book or something else for fuck sake!!!
For sure,it's the first time I take time to read every post....
I admit Pantera was great and at least more interesting than Sepultura.
So just play "Far Beyond Driven" in your fucking stereo,blast it fucking loud and then you have the best tribute to Darrell's death.
U all fucking idiots!
Dimebag Darrell dead.
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:46 am
by Linus Van Pelt_Archive
diego wrote:Thanks everyone....the best topic ever on this forum.
How old are you guys???
Don't you have other things to do than arguing about "Darrell died and oh god it's sad"-"Darrell died and oh god that's fucking funny"-"Darrell died and oh god you think it's funny"-"Pantera kicked ass"-"Pantera was fucking shite"....
I mean like playing music,talking with your girlfriend,playing with your kid(s),having a beer with some mates,watching The Simpsons on Sky,having sex,reading a book or something else for fuck sake!!!
For sure,it's the first time I take time to read every post....
...
U all fucking idiots!
I love posts like this. Like you'd have to be a complete idiot to take time out of your rich fulfilling life to discuss this topic, but it makes perfect sense to take time out to discuss
the discussion of the topic.