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brian wrote:kenny!
the sinewy strand of meat that connects each side of a breast of chicken
that you may or may not encounter depending on your bite placement
when eating a chicken sandwich from your favorite fast food restaurant

ah, i like to call this the "corkscrew tail".

jb: having to remove tomatos from a sandwich, yet there is still gross tomato residue all over said sandwich

jw: wet bread


ok, the kenny: KING DIAMOND

placeholder wrote:ok, the kenny: KING DIAMOND

just better: ronnie james dio
just worst: ian gillian

kenny if you will: the edited for television vers of the film Johnny Dangerously

"the edited for television vers of the film Johnny Dangerously"

J.B.: The Edited for T.v. version of "Showgirls"
J.W.: To be the guy that had to add all of those digital bras for the editied for T.v. version of "Showgirls"


Kenny:

The smell of sandalwood

kerble wrote:The smell of sandalwood

Just Better: The smell of a pretty girl standing next to you on the el
Just Worse: The smell of an outboard motorboat engine on a warm summer day

Ken Heaton: The following sentence as reported by a major news agency: "Matthew LeBlanc will be back in the fall as the star of his own spinoff, 'Joey'."

K: The following sentence as reported by a major news agency: "Matthew LeBlanc will be back in the fall as the star of his own spinoff, 'Joey'."

JB: The flamingo on the cover of Christopher Cross's s/t LP
JW: The realization that "nothing gold can stay."

Kenny Thomas: Swiffer.

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:
Ken Heaton: The following sentence as reported by a major news agency: "Matthew LeBlanc will be back in the fall as the star of his own spinoff, 'Joey'."

JB: Matt LeBlanc spinning off into the cold void of space.
JW: Whatever that Ross asshole is doing.


Kennifer:
being the first spoon in the peanut butter.

Angus Jung wrote:Kenny Thomas: Swiffer.

just better: monkey butler
just worse: old mop so covered w/ dust/dirt/cat hairs it makes a bigger mess than it cleans up

kenneth cole for me please: woman who dates bass players exclusively

the Classical wrote:kenneth cole for me please: woman who dates bass players exclusively

Just Better: Being the first lad fellated by said woman, long before her tonsils develop callouses and her lips get all crusty from the herpes.

Just Worse: Woman who dates drummers exclusively.

Now, kindly Kenny Loggins THIS, dear people: The "Caddyshack" theme.

kenny = woman who dates bass players exclusively

just better = fisherman who fishes for muskies exclusively
just worse = drinking out of a foil-topped beer bottle and you didn't peel back enough of the foil so some of it keeps touching your lips


Kenny this:

the distinct smell of worms after a light rain


p.s. to the classical - you're reply to alex was spot-on

the distinct smell of worms after a light rain

jb the smell of an impending light rain
jw consuming a thirst quenching beverage on a hot day, but realizing
that the outside of the can or bottle smells like moldy ass

kenny!
the latest queensryche album