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The Code is Almighty wrote:

Men's room. This way, right?

The Code is Almighty wrote:

Pull my finger.

The Code is Almighty wrote:

It wasn't all laughs at the police headquarters semi-annual meeting when it was announced that a new chief had been selected. The entire room went silent when newly selected police chief Vader was introduced and promptly announced a new round of budget cuts proposed by the city council.

The Code is Almighty wrote:

"Soon the rebellion in Iraq will be crushed," said the new secretary of defense.

Capt. Ballbuster in the middle there? Would hit.

The Code is Almighty wrote:

*Wheeze* "I am Client 9." *Wheeze*

Colonel Panic wrote:

[Back reads:]

"August 8, 1977

Dear Edith,

Me and Irma are having a fabulous time at the Public School Foodservice Workers convention here in Atlantic City. Here we are with a nice young man named Travis we met while sitting at the nickel slots. We're enjoying some drinks with him at our room at the Howard Johnson's, but as you can see Irma must've swallowed a cigarette butt from the can she's drinking out of. Travis offered to "do" us for $100, but I wasn't certain if he was serious. Turns out he was! Our bus arrives back in North Platte at 8PM. Don't forget to pick us up!

Your friend,

Gladys"

Colonel Panic wrote:

Gearing up for the Killdozer reunion!


Actually, it sort of looks like they were trying to recreate the 'Ben' scene in Blue Velvet.
Awesome.

"It was when Edith's hip gave out that Enrique realized he had misread 'hospice' as 'ho spice.'"

Colonel Panic wrote:

"i peed in the beer"