instant_zen wrote:*i am roughly 5% body fat.

that's pretty low man, but i was 3% in highschool/early college. i kept catching cold among other things and after a physical, my doctor actually told me to start eating a bunch of fatty shit like big macs etc. to get my fat % up. i also had super low blood pressure and needed the cholesterol.

i have a feeling that in caveman times i wouldn't have made it with this metabolism, but in the modern world where food is abundant and a societal focus on appearance is so prevalent, it's not so bad i guess.



oh, and since this is turning into a brag-fest, for the record i've done like 50 chicks.












did i say 50? i meant 5.

Despite being a complete and utter asshole to most human beings i interact with, I am suprisingly kind to animals.

i have a good friend here in milwaukee (one of my actors) who met jeffery dahmer at the grand avenue mall a mere two days before he was incarcerated. jeffery soliticed him, but to no avail. i have another good friend in chicago (a cinematographer who teaches at columbia) who met john wayne gacey when he was about eighteen at some shitty bar on the south side (somewhere in the calumet region). he didn't accept the offer either. my buddies don't suffer fools.

both of them said that their respective serial killers were noticably creepy -- like they could very easily detect that something "wasn't right."

same wrote:

instant_zen wrote:*i am roughly 5% body fat.

that's pretty low man, but i was 3% in highschool/early college. i kept catching cold among other things and after a physical, my doctor actually told me to start eating a bunch of fatty shit like big macs etc. to get my fat % up. i also had super low blood pressure and needed the cholesterol.

this reminds me of something else, while we're bragging about health: my resting heart rate is less than one beat per second.

-I did a lot of snowboarding contests.

-Chris Brokaw slept at my place and we had an amazing breakfast the next day on my balcony looking at the Alps.

-An Agent Provocateur model used to hang out at my place.
www.agentprovocateur.com

- Mike Patton laughed at me.

- Billy Joel and I sang the synth line to "Scandinavian Skies" together.

- Dr. Jeffrey Weigand offered to smoke a cigarette with me.

- My friend Nick tried to run over Moby.

What happened on Mayday 2001 in Oxford Circus was planned in my living room over pasta that needed spicing up a little.

I’ve hung forty feet in the air over the heads of the board of governors of a major transnational biotechnology/big-pharma corporation, at their annual shareholders meeting, in front of an audience of 3,000. In my best suit.

I once had the opportunity to tell the Wall Street Journal to fuck off on a mobile phone whilst on a coach between London and Leicester.

At the very moment that it was announced on the radio that someone had been shot dead by the police at the G8 in Genoa, Will Self came into the bookshop where I worked and asked for books on situationism, of which I had just received an order of rare texts that morning.

I spent a year and a half in therapy. A couple of weeks after I quit, my therapist came to my house and told me she had harboured feelings for me for the last half a year. I fucked her.

I've never done any drugs.

Im a Straight-Edge.

I can hold heavy things under my lips.

instant_zen wrote:

same wrote:

instant_zen wrote:*i am roughly 5% body fat.

that's pretty low man, but i was 3% in highschool/early college. i kept catching cold among other things and after a physical, my doctor actually told me to start eating a bunch of fatty shit like big macs etc. to get my fat % up. i also had super low blood pressure and needed the cholesterol.

this reminds me of something else, while we're bragging about health: my resting heart rate is less than one beat per second.

instant_zen wrote:*i am a standup comedian.

no shit?

spacebar wrote:-
- Billy Joel and I sang the synth line to "Scandinavian Skies" together.

Winner.


I was hoping steve would come on here and say " I produced In Utero or I play in Shellac".


But alas no.

I have been raving with EMF. Got very drunk with Mega City 4.

I used to announce Ice hockey matches and cut the ice.

I also announced international games and cut the ice and was goal judge.