fantasmatical thorr wrote:In my feeble quiest to find a vehicle to take me to t&g 25 and onward I spied this chevy van for $500!! I wrote him...

"hi, i saw your ad on craigslist and wanted to know if you've had any
interest yet?

$500 is perfect for me-i'm coming to ny in sept/aug and planning on visiting

lots of people en route to san francisco. can you tell me more or are you
after a quick sale?

thanks,

lisa"

straight away I got some noo yoiker shoutin' down the optic fibres quicker than you can say 'hold the mayo!"...

"I HAVE PUT IT ON NOT EVEN AN HOUR AGO AND I HAD ALREADY A FEW PEOPLE CALLING
AND SHOWING INTEREST CHECK BACK WHEN U ARE AROUND.

Thanks
Sol Kleinman"

Supersonic
Brooklyn Navy Yard Building # 11
Brooklyn NY 11205

Fax... 1 718 522-5743
solk@supersonic.com

Why o why am I picturing Sylvester Stallone?

Some dude on craigslist wrote:
a free nine inch nails ticket for a blowjob and a car ride!!!
all you have to do is provide a picture!!!
if i decide you are good looking..
you can blow me right before we get to the concert!!!
thats it! a ride there... a ride back.. and a blowjob from a good looking guy!!!
you must be a female!

incontinent dude who likey the breast milk wrote:NEW MOTHERS TO BABYSIT FUN ADULT

Reply to: gigs-175803248@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-26, 6:19PM

I am a 42 yr. old professional, fun, creative, submissive guy who has a bad bladder and wears adult diapers. I am looking for a lactating female who is willing to become my mommy for a couple hours and have lots of fun and good times. More information if you are interested. Please tell me something about you, questions you have, and a photo.

Thank you.

Original URL: http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/adg/175803248.html

Doggy Style - w4m - 29
Reply to: pers-190191729@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-08-04, 5:40PM CDT


I'm looking for a hot man with a horny dog. You heard me. Your dog must be of larger than average size... not neutered and ready to stud with very little provocation. I've long fantasized about this and it's time to do something about it. Perhaps when your pooch has had his fill, you want to finish me off?

Please send me a pic of you, your dog, and preferably a clue as to what kind of size I'm in for. I'd also like to know if you're exprienced with this at all... as I am not. Those looking to educate me on the risks... please don't bother. I've done my reading. Thanks.

Adult Kickball needs your help!
Reply to: job-210366747@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-09-21, 10:21AM PDT


Regional Representative

Take your love of kickball to the next level! The World Adult Kickball Association (WAKA) is the preeminent adult kickball organization and the world authority and governing body of kickball. WAKA currently has a need for a part time Regional Representative in San Francisco. WAKA Regional Representatives primarily work with WAKA’s local kickball divisions to help provide players with a great WAKA kickball experience.

An average of a 5 hour work week for the Fall Season, and 10 hours a week starting in the Spring Season, is required, with evenings and weekends as necessary during kickball seasons. You must have high speed internet access at home and be available to attend staff meetings via phone, local board meetings, games and social events. Great email communication skills and general computer knowledge are a must.

Working for WAKA is an exciting part time opportunity for people that have a passion for life, are animated extroverts and motivated self-starters. Benefits include flexible work hours, telecommuting, a fun environment and much more!

Please submit your resume and cover letter!

Angus Jung wrote:

Adult Kickball needs your help!

Maurice wrote:

Angus Jung wrote:

Adult Kickball needs your help!

I swear, at first I thought Adult Kickball was the name of a band.