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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:02 pm
by Peripatetic_Archive
Tim Hardaway: "I Hate Gays"
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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:06 pm
by chopjob_Archive
Right-Handed Eaters Fed Up With Leftovers.
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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:13 pm
by gio_Archive
DrAwkward wrote:24-Year-Old Aspiring Hollywood Actress Looking for Love Sick of Being Mistaken for Spambot on MySpace
*inspired by the activity on my MySpace account today.
haha.
you could also do
MySpace girl actually did just move to town and would like to make some new friends.
hmmm... let's see... these might not be all that original but it's the best i can do for now:
Thomas Pynchon writes seventy-page grocery list, can't figure out if he wanted the canned or frozen peas.
Harlem apartment advertised on Craigslist not quite as Hot!Sexy!Sexy! as ad promised
Lindsay Lohan accidentally synthesizes cure for cancer in basement tub, wins Nobel Prize.
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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:48 pm
by DrAwkward_Archive
gio wrote:Thomas Pynchon writes seventy-page grocery list, can't figure out if he wanted the canned or frozen peas.
Harlem apartment advertised on Craigslist not quite as Hot!Sexy!Sexy! as ad promised
Lindsay Lohan accidentally synthesizes cure for cancer in basement tub, wins Nobel Prize.
Actually, those are pretty good, especially if you find the perfect drunken townie nip-slip photo of Lohan.
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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:36 pm
by wowow_Archive
Healthy Wood Shows Up Early, Impresses Cub Teammates
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:08 am
by murderedman_Archive
Globetrotters Lose 18-3
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 9:22 am
by lemur68_Archive
Toby Keith Converts To Islam, Suicide Bombs Dixie Chicks' Tour Bus
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 10:36 am
by SecondEdition_Archive
Girlfriend Met Online Is Actually A Freaky Old Bastard
Mark Foley Joins NAMBLA
Paris Hilton IQ Directly Matches Breast Size
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 10:39 am
by SecondEdition_Archive
yaledelay wrote:mrdfnle wrote:Due to financial considerations the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off
someone please use this as a song title, its too good not to...
PS: if you don't claim it can I?
that sounds like the title of a Fall Out Boy song.
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:11 am
by Chromodynamic_Archive
I was going to put one up about Dolph Lundgren, but those sly bastards are already
one step ahead of me. Motherfucker has a masters degree in chemical engineering and decides he'd rather be the live action version of He-Man.. christ.