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I'm not jokin', loc'ed or chokin' on coke, folks.

vockins and Oaxacan would go for broke.

Bo! Bo! Bo! Matt Nokes has spoken, yo.

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:I'm not jokin', loc'ed or chokin' on coke, folks.

vockins and Oaxacan would go for broke.

Bo! Bo! Bo! Matt Nokes has spoken, yo.

That was smokin'! Whatchoo been tokin'? Your shit's off the hook like the house been broke in!

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:That was smokin'! Whatchoo been tokin'? Your shit's off the hook like the house been broke in!

Broke in? I knocked.
Knock knock, let me in
That's why I been knockin'
Y'all talk-talkin'
'Bout Vockins/Oaxacan
Open your dick-trap
and I'll stick my cock in
'Cause that's a lot nicer
Than sock-fuckin' a stocking
I'm in there anytime
Time be tick-tockin'
'Cause clockin', Oaxacan
Talking hard-knockin' Vockins
Gets me hard-cockin'
That's why I been knockin'.

steve wrote:Broke in? I knocked.
Knock knock, let me in
That's why I been knockin'
Y'all talk-talkin'
'Bout Vockins/Oaxacan
Open your dick-trap
and I'll stick my cock in
'Cause that's a lot nicer
Than sock-fuckin' a stocking
I'm in there anytime
Time be tick-tockin'
'Cause clockin', Oaxacan
Talking hard-knockin' Vockins
Gets me hard-cockin'
That's why I been knockin'.

Shit! That reminds me!

I need to get a Valentine card for my wife!

Thanks for the reminder, Steve!

Either you guys have taken this way too far or steve is drunk.

steve wrote:Time be tick-tockin'

I cannot get over this.

Give me a few minutes.

EDIT: I still cannot.

You Crazy Whiggers!!

i had 2 of my band names from the past come back as big time or semi big time bands now. one being interpol. my band about 7 years ago. it was a terrible band but still beat the shit out of the interpol from now. and secondly lightning bolt, that was about 3 years ago and lasted all of 4 months and 2 shows. though the new lightning bolt would have kicked our asses since my lightning bolt was pretty trans am ish kraut rock. my new project is called Radio 1

i dont think its crap but who knows.

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:

Angus Jung wrote:I think now is a real good time to finally stop talking about my goddamn band on the EA message boards.

For obvious reasons, I would like to see vockins jam with Oaxacan.

vockins.

Oaxacans.

Don't start me talkin' 'bout Vockins and Oaxacans. They put the "rock" in rockin'!

Vockins and Oaxacans?
Put that shit on the bill and the folks be flockin'
Yo merch boofs will need restockin'
Cause those folks rock tighter than Dokken.
Angus Jung so hot, his van band needs lockin'
To keep out the flock of ladies looking for knockin'
You lookin' to get yo box in?
Put on yo silk stockins.
And git down wif da mad men who know about cock sin.
Yih?
aight?


I'm throwing the sock in.

-l'il mcgoo feat. Whitey
"I Done Grossed Mysef Out"
Mashed Potato Productions

Either I don't get out enough, or too often.

Forgive me, for I was once the Krist to an old friend's Aneurysm. Yes, this is a Nirvana tribute band.

I'm not sure if this counts, as they are a tribute band and they take their name from on of their heroes's songs, but I think that this is a crap thing.