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little moments of Simpsons gold.
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:03 am
by hip priest_Archive
Wiggum: "Bake him away toys"
Moe: "Who cares what it is, let's monoxide it!"
Bart: "Milhouse kissed a girl!"
Nelson: "That is SOOO gay!"
little moments of Simpsons gold.
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:41 am
by Mandy Playbox_Archive
Burns: Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club. The sand wedge!
Homer: Mmm... open-faced club sandwich.
little moments of Simpsons gold.
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 12:41 pm
by lemur68_Archive
burun wrote:In the rerun, just now:
"PI IS EXACTLY THREE!"
Some of the Frink jokes are the best.
"No you cannot 'play with it.' You won't enjoy it on as many levels as I do."
Man, I totally know people like that....
little moments of Simpsons gold.
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:21 pm
by Kyle Motor_Archive
Homer, while chasing the school bus on the episode where Lisa was angry at him because he didn't know anything about her.
"Who's your favorite Traveling Wilbury? Is it Jeff Lynne?!?"
little moments of Simpsons gold.
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:26 pm
by NerblyBear_Archive
little moments of Simpsons gold.
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:31 pm
by Christopher J McGarvey_Archive
"No man should outlive his fictional wizard."
little moments of Simpsons gold.
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:45 pm
by burun_Archive
Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:"No man should outlive his fictional wizard."
Tonight's was pretty great.
"Blue and red...the colors of friendship."
little moments of Simpsons gold.
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 8:49 pm
by interloper_Archive
Mark Hansen wrote:The episode where Homer eats the chili at the chili cook off that is so hot he has a Carlos Casteneda type hallucination (Johnny Cash is the voice of his spirit guide).
The episode where Homer thinks Bart is gay. Homer takes Bart to a steel factory, so Bart can what real men are like. Unfortunately, his timing is a little off. It's closing time at the steel mill, and in the off hours, it turns into a gay disco(can't remember the name of the disco, but it's hilarious), and the line, "hot stuff coming through".
Wasn't it 'the manhole' or something?
little moments of Simpsons gold.
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:44 am
by vance_Archive
At Homer's daycare:
H:If your happy and you know it, say a swear!!
Nelson:Boobs!
Bart:Butt!
Ralph Wiggum: Mitten!
ANd When Bart is the supreme ruler of all:
(He calls up Moe's for a prank):
Moe:Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt!
little moments of Simpsons gold.
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:49 am
by stipendlax_Archive
'Rocky II, plus Rocky V, equals Rocky VII Adrian's Revenge!"
Martin: Ok piglet, start squealing. Where'd you get the lemons for this lemonade?
Shelbyville Kid: Uh... this is Country Time lemonade mix. There's never been anything close to a lemon in it, I swear!
Brother: Hey, nobody hassles my little brother.
Martin: Hey! And no one manhandles the bosom chum of Nelson Mundt. Spring forth burly protector, and save me!
Best show ever.
