SecondEdition wrote:I still think A Certain Ratio had some classic jams early on, but it's one of the worst band names ever.I cannot disagree more. "A Certain Ratio" is such a good name that I was crushed when I listened to the actual band and they didn't come close to my expectations from the name.

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MJongo wrote:SecondEdition wrote:I still think A Certain Ratio had some classic jams early on, but it's one of the worst band names ever.I cannot disagree more. "A Certain Ratio" is such a good name that I was crushed when I listened to the actual band and they didn't come close to my expectations from the name.I agree with your disagreement. "A Certain Ratio" is a great name for that kind of band (it obviously wouldn't work in place of "The Stooges" or "Black Sabbath"). Still, they were a mediocre band, but that's beside the point.Here's a few from Wikipedia's "American Christian metal musical groups" category:7 Horns 7 EyesAbated Mass of FleshBecoming the ArchetypeEveryone Dies in UtahThe Handshake MurdersI Am TerrifiedMyChildren MyBrideOh, SleeperThe Ongoing ConceptRIP Rue McClanahanTantrum of the MuseWith Blood Comes CleansingXDeathstarxOkay, not RIP Rue McClanahan.

These ones aren't even Christian:Polkadot CadaverDog Fashion DiscoVampires Everywhere!Egypt CentralLollipop Lust KillBetween the Buried and MeEmbrace the End [they've been going 15 years and they still haven't realised]Creation is CrucifixionI, the BreatherSky Eats AirplaneWhere Fear and Weapons MeetJob for a CowboyMade out of BabiesRed Hot Chili Peppers

I've been seeing the band 'Girls Pissing on Girls Pissing' mentioned a lot since they're joining Kitchen's Floor on their NZ tour. I think that's a pretty awful band name.

Parbuckle wrote:Here's a few from Wikipedia's "American Christian metal musical groups" category:MyChildren MyBrideThat's fucking problematic. Parbuckle wrote:Made out of BabiesOh come on, that's a good name and a good band. Universal Order of Armageddon deserves to be in this thread.

Has anyone mentioned Her Flyaway Manner yet? terrible name. Also, apparently, terrible people. We were about 3-4 days behind them on a circuit of the south back in 2001 or so, and everyone had awful stories about them being assholes, creating problems and breaking people's stuff.

Fudge Tunnel is an awful, awful band name.

Beetown wrote:'Girls Pissing on Girls Pissing'That really is such a dumb name, but I kind of like it. Mudhoney is another one of those that comes to mind.

I can't believe no one's brought up Chicago's own Let's Get Out of This Terrible Sandwich Shop.