Porco Dio! These mystery, she is solved! Grazie, signore!

Why does Noddy have a bell on his hat?




Because he's a cunt.

you know, it's funny...i always thought my mother would catch me masturbating

(jimmy carr)

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:This one got me booed in Oakland:

Q: How many riot grrls does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Riot grrls never changed anything.

When were you in Oakland? Where'd you play?

Cheers,
ben adrian
who is, like angus, near lake merritt

One for the Brits:

Jeremy Beadle has a really small cock but on the other hand it's massive.


and much told topical number:

Q: Whats the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

A: One was the first man to walk on the moon and the other fucks children.

chrissummerlin wrote:One for the Brits:

Jeremy Beadle has a really small cock but on the other hand it's massive.


and much told topical number:

Q: Whats the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

A: One was the first man to walk on the moon and the other fucks children.

http://www.electrical.com/phpBB2/viewto ... el+jackson

How can you tell if your engineer is a people person?

When he's talking to you, he stares at YOUR shoes.

I heard a variant of that joke, except with either Finnish or Latvian in place of "engineer"

I laughed.

why are hipsters so bad at Kung Fu?
-because they never seem to make it past 'white belt'!

~and~

an old asian couple own a chinese restaurant.
after a usual days' work they retreat to their apartment upstairs.
they climb into bed and turn off the lights. the old man, feeling a bit frisky, says,
"i want 69!"
his wife looks at him dumbfounded and replies,
"why you want ginger shrimp and broccoli NOW?"

a tom, a snare and a cymbal fall off a cliff one after another...
"ba-dum-PISH!"

goodnight!

benadrian wrote:

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:This one got me booed in Oakland:

Q: How many riot grrls does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Riot grrls never changed anything.

When were you in Oakland? Where'd you play?

Cheers,
ben adrian
who is, like angus, near lake merritt

March of 2004. 40th Street Warehouse. I played with my friend Chris Stroffolino's band, Continuous Peasant, and Chris and Hudson Bell and a girl singer backed me up.