Let's all fly to Brum and fuck them up, EA style. I can't think of any problems with this idea frankly. Pre-meditated violence towards minors on an international scale doesn't sound like much of a crime to me. Right? Right!

Alternately get Fantasmatical Thorr to do it.
She seems like the type you wouldn't want to fuck with.

when i was younger a band I was in was jamming at my friends parents house. these kids were throwing rocks at the door of the garage, we opened it up and told them to fuck off. later we could smell smoke. the little fuckers had lit a fire in the front yard. we jumped in my ute (pickup truck to american's I guess). I was driving and two guy were on the back waving fists, shouting etc.

anyway, we chased them down. they rode off on their bikes and we drove after them, making like we were gonna run them over or get out and bash them, close enough to be scary but not close enough to be unsafe. there was this one little kid who fell behind, the yougest I guess. he was pedaling his little legs so hard and looking over his shoulder terrified. it was so fricken funny.

the little cunts didn't fuck with us again.
moral of the story is do something and they will stop, if you are not affraid that they will kill you I don't see the problem. be a man and stand up to them. at the very least you could get a couple of your friends together and go sort them out.

thanks for reminding me of that funny story from my youth, I hadn't thought about that for years.

if there on bikes, throw a solid stick between there front spokes.

get truly pissed and do something crazy...it is your only hope

The BBC wrote:"I love u bruva," reads one posting, while another describes him as a "fallen soulja" who was "loved dearly".

Sad story, but that kid was not a soldier.

Rotten Tanx wrote:- These kids aren't that bad. I'm not worried that they'd have knives or anything.

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The idea of image intrigues me. A few people mentioned appearance and I guess my body language does suggest that I'm not too confident. I'm often aware of myself bumbling along with my head down, hair in my face. Simply walking more upright can't be enough though, surely? For the last year I've been talking about shaving my head as well as getting contact lenses. Perhaps now I should do that, I might look less fuckwithable. Though, again, I shouldn't have to do that.

Something I thought of yesterday but decided against: I'll throw it out as a half idea now anyway. Do you like football? Do you ever see any of them in football shirts? If you can respond to a flicked cigarette with "learn that at Villa Park, did you?" - or something - you're bound to get the response, "why, who do you support?". "City. We're coming up this season, your lot'll get destroyed next year." And you've changed the dynamic - my aim here would be to reduce the hassle to the level of taking the piss out of each other's teams (substitute in any number of midlands teams, there's plenty of piss-take material with all of them...). Dumb as it may sound, too, you and them are now in a conversation. If you can be funny and smart-assed, get at least a couple of them laughing - you're that guy that supports whoever but he's alright cos he's funny.

If you don't like football, of course, this is useless. But if you don't like football - what's the matter with you??!! Hehe.

Have you considered protective head-gear?

Adam CR wrote:Have you considered protective head-gear?

why stop at the headgear and leave the rest of his body exposed to these bullies?
What the man needs is complete protection

here's a solution. next time it happens, just freak out. don't attack them, just start raving like a mad man. run around etc. they'll probably leave you alone after that, and bonus, no violence, no jail time.