murderedman wrote:When I was very small, I believed that The Monkees lived in my town and that they were a threat to my family.
"Here we come, walkin' down your street ..."
Uh oh
You never know where we'll be found.
so you'd better get ready
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92I had some problems disassociating television from reality.murderedman wrote:When I was very small, I believed that The Monkees lived in my town and that they were a threat to my family.
"Here we come, walkin' down your street ..."
Uh oh
I was convinced Bill Cosby lived somewhere in Baltimore.
Al Bundy as well.
By age 7, I thought I had mastered the difference between television and reality and then Roc came on television and was based in Baltimore and fucked my whole world up.
I also assumed this guy
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was the same as this
Rift Canyon Dreamspwalshj wrote:I have offered you sausage.
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93Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:I had some problems disassociating television from reality.murderedman wrote:When I was very small, I believed that The Monkees lived in my town and that they were a threat to my family.
"Here we come, walkin' down your street ..."
Uh oh
I was convinced Bill Cosby lived somewhere in Baltimore.
Al Bundy as well.
By age 7, I thought I had mastered the difference between television and reality and then Roc came on television and was based in Baltimore and fucked my whole world up.
I also assumed this guy
was the same as this
There also used to be a
tocharian wrote:Cheese fries vs nonexistence. Duh.
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94NerblyBear wrote:I had this strange hunch that babies were made by the man hooking up some kind of tube apparatus to the woman. The two parents would sit down together, legs crossed Indian-style, and pump whatever fluids needed to be pumped via one of those enema squirters.
Linda Ellerbee opened my eyes by stretching a condom around her hand and telling me the dirty truth.
Both of these are unbelievably scary.
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95I thought that slang for penis was "ass." I was thus very confused when I saw the "When I die bury me face down...." bumper sticker.
I thought that in the past people had not had sex outside of marriage because of an all-pervasive religious influence.
When I first started masturbating, I thought my parents could hear my thoughts when doing so, and for some months I kind of tiptoed around the house and wouldn't make eye contact or speak to them much. After a while I noticed them giving each other these furtive looks when I was around, which only reinforced my theory. Finally my mom, damn it, asked what the hell was wrong with me. I told her. She went to get my dad so fast that the hat she was wearing hung in the air for a couple of seconds after she left the room.
***Edited: Okay, the hat part isn't true. But she did more or less evacuate the room to get my dad, and then it was her turn to slink around and avoid eye contact with me.
I thought that in the past people had not had sex outside of marriage because of an all-pervasive religious influence.
When I first started masturbating, I thought my parents could hear my thoughts when doing so, and for some months I kind of tiptoed around the house and wouldn't make eye contact or speak to them much. After a while I noticed them giving each other these furtive looks when I was around, which only reinforced my theory. Finally my mom, damn it, asked what the hell was wrong with me. I told her. She went to get my dad so fast that the hat she was wearing hung in the air for a couple of seconds after she left the room.
***Edited: Okay, the hat part isn't true. But she did more or less evacuate the room to get my dad, and then it was her turn to slink around and avoid eye contact with me.
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96[wrong thread]
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dontfeartheringo wrote:I need people to act like grown folks and I just ain't seeing it.
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97Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:Is this really so surprising? It should be clear to anyone with ears that ever since Party (maybe even since he let Bowie "produce" Raw Power), Mr. Osterberg has been willing to do just about anything to prolong his career and subsidize his lifestyle. I'm not saying I blame him; I'm just sayin'.
you have very strange beliefs for a child...
Ty Webb wrote:
You need to stop pretending that this is some kind of philosophical choice not to procreate and just admit you don't wear pants to the dentist.
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98when i was a tot i used to play with my toys on my little table. one time this guy put a piece of paper in between me and my toy and i thought the toy was gone.
i thought the vaginal canal was perpendicular to the woman's stomach.
i thought pink floyd was a dude.
i thought the vaginal canal was perpendicular to the woman's stomach.
i thought pink floyd was a dude.
To me Steve wrote:I'm curious why[...] you wouldn't just fuck off instead. Let's hear your record, cocksocket.