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Farting
Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:39 am
by busbus_Archive
Dutch Oven!
Farting
Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 11:44 am
by AnthonyVillalobos_Archive
busbus wrote:Dutch Oven!
hahahahahha. I used to do this to my this chick I was seeing a year ago almost every morning. She hated it. I loved it.
Farting
Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 12:16 pm
by bumble_Archive
My Official Worst Farting Story comes with an ass mic.
I was just out of college and working in a laboratory about conflict in families with four-year olds. It was a neat lab. I interviewed the kids, the parents, worked the A/V stuff, coded behavior...neato stuff.
One day, I show up to the lab...hungover, of course, because that's my real job. My comrades were in the A/V booth, checking the equipment and they asked hungover me to go and sound-check the main video room. Okay, great, because I had to beer-fart and figured I could subtly let loose in the three-hallway walk to the interview room.
The fucking hallway was crowded with non-hungover people who were cheerily saying good morning to me, blocking my gas-release access. Fuckers. Yeah, hi hi, ha ha, yeah, okay see you later goddamnit. I finally step into the video room, relieved that no one was around and let loose a beer fart that was like two wet towels flapping in the wind.
They were CHECKING THE A/V SETUP.
Crawling back into the control room was, um...uncomfortable.
Farting
Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 1:24 pm
by iembalm_Archive
Corpses fart.
Farting
Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 1:57 pm
by busbus_Archive
iembalm wrote:Corpses fart.
Damn. I bet they stink real bad too.
Farting
Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:31 pm
by ironyengine_Archive
busbus wrote:iembalm wrote:Corpses fart.
Damn. I bet they stink real bad too.
like something crawled up their ass and...
Farting
Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:35 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
Do female corpses queef?
Farting
Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:48 pm
by busbus_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:Do female corpses queef?
I think you would have to ask these guys:
http://wcco.com/local/St.Charles.Cemetery.2.369210.html
Farting
Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:29 pm
by that damned fly_Archive
Colonel Panic wrote:Why are farts funny?
I mean, what's so hilarious about the expelling of rancid, putrid air from one's own hollow rectum and temporarily infusing an entire room with the horrible odor of stool?
this post confuses me. first the question, then the answer.
Farting
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:42 am
by Red Square_Archive
bumble wrote:relieved that no one was around and let loose a beer fart that was like two wet towels flapping in the wind.
They were CHECKING THE A/V SETUP.
Crawling back into the control room was, um...uncomfortable.
hahahahaha, great...