Not sure whether any of these have been mentioned:

The Martini Henry Rifles 'Superbastard'

Cassette Boy 'Inside A Whale's Cock'

Ted Nugent 'Intensities In Ten Cities'

Wallop 'Metallic Alps'

Sad Cafe 'Fanx, Ta-Ra'

Presocratics - The Ill-Tempered Cassette

Fellbrick wrote:Lumen's "The man felt an iron hand grasp him by the hair, at the nape, not one hand, a hundred hands seized him, each by the hair, and tore him head to foot, the way you tear up a sheet of paper, into hundreds of little pieces"

Because it so riduculously long. My friend tells me Fiona Apple has a really long one too.

Hell yes!!

I was about to post "The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, A Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, The Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces." too.

But you beat me to posting "The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, A Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, The Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces." by a country mile.

So to clarify, I agree that "The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, A Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, The Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces." is the best album title and applaud you for posting "The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, A Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, The Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces."

Shellac - The Bird Is The Most Popular Finger

Six Finger Satelite - The Pigeon is the Most Popular Bird

I always thought that Arise Therefore by Palace should have been named after one of my favorate tracks on the album " You have cum in your hair and your dick is hanging out"

I also like "Expensive Shit" by Fela

One of my favorites

Fellbrick wrote:Because it so riduculously long. My friend tells me Fiona Apple has a really long one too.

When The Pawn Hits The Conflicts He Thinks Like A King What He Knows Throws The Blows When He Goes To The Fight And He'll Win The Whole Thing Fore He Enters The Ring There's No Baby To Batter When Your Mind is Your Might So When You Go Solo. You Hold Your Own Hand And Remember That Depth Is The Greatest Of Heights And If You Know Where You Stand. Then You'll Know Where To Land And If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You Know That You're Right

Linus Van Pelt wrote:Cuz You Know That You're Right

Fiona covered Nirvana? Dude...

Bob Pollard's new LP of stage banter is called Relaxation of the Asshole. That's a pretty good one too.

Edward wrote:Bob Pollard's new LP of stage banter is called Relaxation of the Asshole. That's a pretty good one too.

I should buy this album. I know I've said this a million times on this board, but I really wish Paul Stanley would release an album (or, hell, a boxset) of his stage banter. He could use Pollard's title for his, and it would still be quite appropriate.

How about this classic