Colonel Panic wrote:

ERawk wrote:When he kissed me, he said "I'm sorry." Then I replied, "No, you don't have to be."

I said, "I'm sorry"?

In retrospect, that's pretty lame. I can't believe I actually apologized.

Did I really say that?

Dude, you kissed a girl. That is so fucking gay.

burun wrote:smell the Manly.

Someone tried to convince me to master with them based on that.

that damned fly wrote:

burun wrote:smell the Manly.

would not see. would form the band though.

Would listen to an album called Smell the Manly.

A) Some girls who go out with guys that suck ALSO suck. They produce little sucklings and continue the cycle. Who fucking cares - they're off the market, and if you were paying more attention you wouldn't have been so easily swayed by a pretty face with suck behind it.

B) Some guys who bitch about girls going out with shitty guys are themselves shitty guys. It's impressive that raging assholes can hate on women for going out with OTHER raging assholes, but that's why they're assholes.

C) Some of these guys whinging and bitching are simply whinging bitches, and no girl worth talking to wants a whinging bitch.

D) Girls can smell fear and desperation.

E) Bitches love me cuz they know that I can rock

F) I have been up long enough that I had to think about what came after "E"

G) Confidence is attractive. For years I had no social skills aside from being a Nice Guy (commentators note that I am a remarkably attentive boyfriend) and confident as fuck. This still worked.

pwalshj wrote:

burun wrote:smell the Manly.

Someone tried to convince me to master with them based on that.

Was it in Dubly?

John George Peppers wrote:

His prismatic light pen trucked in directly from 1982 gets him all teh wimminz. Aside from getting his eye blacked out in gym class, he's unfuckwithable.

ERawk wrote:Well, FuzzBob, that sort of thing isn't so fucking easy to determine. I was in a horrible relationship with a guy once. He had the "nice guy" tag on him. Some of our close friends would say to me. "I can't imagine him getting into a temper or even screaming. He's just so nice".

kenoki wrote:most of the nice guys i hung out with weren't actually that nice underneath it all - more passive aggressive and full of ego in other ways - and they were clingy and not that hot.

I was coming here to say pretty much the same G.D. thing. I was engaged to some gorgeous Adonis of a "nice" guy who was a controlling, manipulative JERK. "But," everyone said, "He's like just like the nicest guy" (swoon). Well, they didn't really know him. I was with him for 3.5 years and he was remarkably. fucking. twisted.

So, this is Bumble's Official Fuck You to "Nice"

"Nice" comes in a few different flavors:

- the guy who is "nice" on the surface but, around year two, lets his fucked-up-edness FLY (details are too creepy to share)
- the wet noodle nice guy who won't...do...anything. Ever.
- the manipulative, cloying "nice" guy who makes it impossible to say that you are unhappy about anything. Golly, he's trying (not really) and he's just so nice (not really).

What these dudes have in common is corralling public opinion to keep you where you are. I don't like being manipulated, I don't like being controlled. I want a partner. I value kindness a lot more than "nice". Fuck you, nice!

Any of you fucking whores wanna go on a date with me?

Rotten Tanx wrote:Any of you fucking whores wanna go on a date with me?

Hella no - you shoulda been nicer about it. Harrumph.

As for the original question, it depends. Okay.