What would you name your bar?
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:00 pm
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It would cater to the ironic NYC kids, playing off their latent racism and trendiness of ghetto totems. I would have fridge upon glass-fronted fridge full of 40 oz. malt liquors, plus vending machines with plastic bling jewelry and giant sunglasses. We would charge around $5 per 40, have a brick wall in the back for smashing the glass, play whatever shitty electro-poop those trust fundsters are into, and serve white hipster kids only. The goal would be to ruin that generation completely, somewhat in the way the C.I.A. poisoned our ghettos with crack and heroin. There would be a flashing sign in the back saying "kill Whitey" but they'd never realize it isn't a joke.
It would cater to the ironic NYC kids, playing off their latent racism and trendiness of ghetto totems. I would have fridge upon glass-fronted fridge full of 40 oz. malt liquors, plus vending machines with plastic bling jewelry and giant sunglasses. We would charge around $5 per 40, have a brick wall in the back for smashing the glass, play whatever shitty electro-poop those trust fundsters are into, and serve white hipster kids only. The goal would be to ruin that generation completely, somewhat in the way the C.I.A. poisoned our ghettos with crack and heroin. There would be a flashing sign in the back saying "kill Whitey" but they'd never realize it isn't a joke.
