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Warning signs of really bad bands

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:34 am
by honeyisfunny_Archive
ginandtacos.com wrote:3. Crate amps. Crate are shit. At least Peavey Bandits usually indicate poverty. Crate amps indicate poor taste.


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ginandtacos.com wrote:Honorable mention: "Explorer" guitar bodies. I suppose someone's going to cite a person who plays one and makes great music, but in my experience Explorer = some serious Butt Rock is on the way.



that damned fly wrote:dean guitars.


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andteater wrote:lots of stickers all over their gear.


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You guys are all fired.

Warning signs of really bad bands

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:00 am
by B_M_L_Archive
emmanuelle cunt wrote:
johnnyshape wrote:
Adam I wrote:These days, Jazzmasters/Jaguars.


Aye.



Anyone willing to get rid of their Jazzmasters for free, PM me.


Just in case emmanuelle cunt has received one already... Anyone wanting to get rid of their Jazzmaster so they can stay on trend please PM me. I am quite happy to help you out.

Warning signs of really bad bands

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:18 am
by Frank Decent_Archive
Roto toms.

Warning signs of really bad bands

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:25 am
by h8 m0dems_Archive
guitarist fingertaps while trombonist climbs on stage during setting up.

Warning signs of really bad bands

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:38 am
by Frank Decent_Archive
Guitarist is sitting somewhere practicing "sweeps"

The singer is wearing a leather baseball cap

The drummer has those black Easton "Ahead" plastic/metal drumstick abominations.

Warning signs of really bad bands

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:47 am
by h8 m0dems_Archive
singer sings accapella with sincerity during sound check

Warning signs of really bad bands

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:56 am
by hopelesshomo_Archive
Adam I wrote:These days, Jazzmasters/Jaguars.


yeah, i don't understand this one at all.

Warning signs of really bad bands

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:31 am
by ubercat_Archive
Verbs and Nouns wrote:
d865 wrote:Guitar player playing through a roland jazz chorus

I saw h8 m0dems band Scul Hazzards a while back and he slayed playing through a Roland JC 120.


Not entirely a bad amp. If you want icepick clarity...

Warning signs of really bad bands

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:36 am
by Marsupialized_Archive
The little headless bass
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Headset mic
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Wireless system
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Warning signs of really bad bands

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:42 am
by Pibroch_Archive
The singer is wearing only a jock strap and has various self-made tattoos all over his body.

This is a sure sign that the gig is going to be a shitfest.