Marsupialized wrote:

The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:

Imagine how much damage a quarterstick would do to our little oven mitt friend here if jammed into his mouth and lit.

Man, that ain't thinkin' sexy.

Jeez...why not consider the Snuggle mascot, the Hamburger Helper mascot, the Pillsbury Doughboy, etc etc etc while we're at it?

Those are all dudes. Well, the snuggle mascot might be a female but I am postive the Doghboy and the Hamburger helper glove are males.
I ain't fuckin' no dude.

I'm sure the Taco Bell chihuahua would hump all of them.

lemur68 wrote:I'm sure the Taco Bell chihuahua would hump all of them.

Now we are just getting silly

Marsupialized wrote:

The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:I don't know if I'd describe them as dudes per se

The Hamburger helper thing has a fucking moustache!

Belly laugh at work! Shadab, he come from across the office to see what my deal is! This page, I minimize her, but still the laughter comes! Shrug and laugh loudly is all I can do. Ridiculous!

while we're at it... he's definitely got the cushion for the pushin'

Octopus Alaska wrote:

while we're at it... he's definitely got the cushion for the pushin'

That thing has always creeped the shit out of me. You can't go to antique shows in Ohio and not see a billion Michelin Man thing-o's. Gives me the willies.

Look in his eyes. No, I like you. Don't do that.

He's all big and squeezy, you'd think I'd be nuts for the thing. I just want to set him fire.

Anyway, mascots, melons...no. No.

How about those things that are inflated by a fan or something that wave their arms all around?

What about those?

Octopus Alaska wrote:

while we're at it... he's definitely got the cushion for the pushin'

Look. At. That. Scarf. This French fuck is just gagging to get "pumped" and have his "lug nuts" spun.

Think about it though... ever see smooth white tires? This fool makes no sense. Why didn't they make him black?

Racists!