White Owl cigars, because George smoked 'em till the day he died and many, many days before. Can't argue with longevity.
Ken Burns, b/c he could probably make a documentary about
"solar singeing" of injured woodland creatures, and still make it remotely interesting.
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92tim! how nice is she this one!
burning an owl with broken wings she is the first, because how beautiful it can be to be using only nature to make the ashes to ashes happen more quickly so you can see the beauty through the blurry of your own tears!
ken burns, for he shows us the happiness tears and many sides of life that we cannot see so easily because the nature, she has happened to these people and we cannot see them but for his nice films. how nice is that for him to do?!
white owl, she is last. much like the dulce, tobacco must come after everything sexy so that we can make our own poetry of it in our minds so quietly!
chad
burning an owl with broken wings she is the first, because how beautiful it can be to be using only nature to make the ashes to ashes happen more quickly so you can see the beauty through the blurry of your own tears!
ken burns, for he shows us the happiness tears and many sides of life that we cannot see so easily because the nature, she has happened to these people and we cannot see them but for his nice films. how nice is that for him to do?!
white owl, she is last. much like the dulce, tobacco must come after everything sexy so that we can make our own poetry of it in our minds so quietly!
chad
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94R. Budd Dwyer- for he has inspired a Rapeman song
Bun E. Carlos- for he has not inspired song but is Cheap Trick's drummer
Buddy Holly- for he was great, but inspired two pieces of unforgivable crap, "Buddy Holly" by Weezer and "American Pie" by Don McLean
pls rank
'Don Aman'
Don Caballero
The Last Don
Bun E. Carlos- for he has not inspired song but is Cheap Trick's drummer
Buddy Holly- for he was great, but inspired two pieces of unforgivable crap, "Buddy Holly" by Weezer and "American Pie" by Don McLean
pls rank
'Don Aman'
Don Caballero
The Last Don
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95Buddy Holly: As always, the native Texan ranks him first.
Bun E. Carlos: My drummer friend in junior high used to say that Bun E. changed his side preference (from left-hand to right-hand) just because he was bored. Whether it's urban legend or not, anyone with that kind of folklore is a winner.
R. Budd Dwyer: That shit gave me nightmares. All the blood from the nostrils, man. Real fucking nightmares.
RANK:
Gary Numan
Gary Busey
Gary U.S. Bonds
Bun E. Carlos: My drummer friend in junior high used to say that Bun E. changed his side preference (from left-hand to right-hand) just because he was bored. Whether it's urban legend or not, anyone with that kind of folklore is a winner.
R. Budd Dwyer: That shit gave me nightmares. All the blood from the nostrils, man. Real fucking nightmares.
RANK:
Gary Numan
Gary Busey
Gary U.S. Bonds
But I digress. Please continue with the squirrel circuit semantic debate.
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96hey brad, i'll do this yes i will!
buddy holly, for he made music that i loved very much as a child and still like as an adult
bun e. carlos, for he is very good drummer. he hits the drums not so hard at all! and he can smoke and play those drums at the same time!
r. budd dwyer, for he only blew out his sad brains on tv, is all
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rank:
captain beefheart
captain kangaroo
captain sensible
buddy holly, for he made music that i loved very much as a child and still like as an adult
bun e. carlos, for he is very good drummer. he hits the drums not so hard at all! and he can smoke and play those drums at the same time!
r. budd dwyer, for he only blew out his sad brains on tv, is all
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rank:
captain beefheart
captain kangaroo
captain sensible
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97captain beefheart-for making a bunch music I like quite a bit indeed
captain kangaroo-for having a t.v. show I likee quite a bit as a youngster
captain sensible-for making some music I like pretty well, I suppose
captain kangaroo-for having a t.v. show I likee quite a bit as a youngster
captain sensible-for making some music I like pretty well, I suppose
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98you make this so hard for me, bradley r weissenberger, but i shall
try.
buddy holly - for his music makes me dance in a funny way, not like
my uncle gino with club foot, but funny like cinema star kevin
bacon on small town footloose fantasy cinema
bun e. carlos - for his name is so beautiful and funny. he is spanish
hare hopping through forest of rock and roll, but the rock and roll
hopping has bad, compressed sound.
r. budd dwyer - for he is not so funny and beautiful. he spray vodka
arrabiata all over friends and family. oh, budd, what have you done?
you have ruined the day!
monte bello,
brian
rank:
come on feel the noise
come on eileen
come on come on
try.
buddy holly - for his music makes me dance in a funny way, not like
my uncle gino with club foot, but funny like cinema star kevin
bacon on small town footloose fantasy cinema
bun e. carlos - for his name is so beautiful and funny. he is spanish
hare hopping through forest of rock and roll, but the rock and roll
hopping has bad, compressed sound.
r. budd dwyer - for he is not so funny and beautiful. he spray vodka
arrabiata all over friends and family. oh, budd, what have you done?
you have ruined the day!
monte bello,
brian
rank:
come on feel the noise
come on eileen
come on come on
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99mattw wrote:'Don Aman'
Don Caballero
The Last Don
my first rank!
'Don Aman' for being a wonderful song on what happens to be the only album I can currently listen to on my long drive to work in the morning...
Don Caballero for producing quality instrumental rock which often provides me background music while working on my various Flash projects...
the Last Don, which I did not see/read, but will always associate with the Godfather III...
ok. i'll try this:
Count Basie
Count Chocula
Counting Crows
andyk
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100Captain Beefheart, he so keen. He warp my mind as a teen.
Wrote "Making Love to a Vampire with a Monkey on My Knee"
and flew away as if a dream to a life of painting lives in the desert.
Captain Sensible he a joy. He warp my mind as a boy.
He jump up and down and make noise like a clown
and all this with the drummer Rat Scabies
Captain Kangaroo he so wild. He warp my mind as a child.
With the man of green pants and quirky funny dance -
they both die and now no one remembers.
Ah, mio, I love it, tha cadence.
Please sir and or lady to rank the following
Franks 'n' Beans
Frank Burns
What Burns Never Returns
Aeeiyow!! My frank, s-s-she burns!
Wrote "Making Love to a Vampire with a Monkey on My Knee"
and flew away as if a dream to a life of painting lives in the desert.
Captain Sensible he a joy. He warp my mind as a boy.
He jump up and down and make noise like a clown
and all this with the drummer Rat Scabies
Captain Kangaroo he so wild. He warp my mind as a child.
With the man of green pants and quirky funny dance -
they both die and now no one remembers.
Ah, mio, I love it, tha cadence.
Please sir and or lady to rank the following
Franks 'n' Beans
Frank Burns
What Burns Never Returns
Aeeiyow!! My frank, s-s-she burns!