On the little mound of plastic in the south Pacific which I am about to leave, people are born as 1-year-olds! On your first birthday you are 2! (Also, I ate Gong Bao Frog a couple nights ago. Tiny little bones I tell you. Folks is different here. Grown men with magnificent mole hair ride pink Hello Kitty scooters and speak some weird gibberish that I’ve come to learn as “Mandarin Chinese.â€

ikilledfredmertz wrote:i'm 17. but you could probably figure that out by reading my posts.

penis.

Age doesn't have anything to do with acting/posting like a moron. I think it's safe to say that is easily proved by the drivel I throw up here on a daily basis.

Aye, no one here would probably ever guess that Angry Dragon is in reality a full 47 years of age.

Me, I'm 28. Hi.

I'm not 47!
You've been talking to my liver again, haven't you?
It only says that I'm 47 because it's trying to score.

I was born december 26th 1978. I am 25 years young.

28 going on 50. Since the age of 20 I have always been an age challenged dirty old man. Just a month ago I was swearing at some kids to get out of the damn street.
My theory is that the sooner you accept and embrace your future as an angry old bastard the longer and happier your life will be.

~~ CprlCoffee

I'm 30 and STILL IN COLLEGE!

29

Dec 27 '81

i think i am 2....yeah...26.

im scared of gaining weight as i get older.