it went about as well as one of these things can go. i didnt get punched so this might have been my best break-up yet. still sucks.

owen wrote:it went about as well as one of these things can go. i didnt get punched so this might have been my best break-up yet. still sucks.

Congrats, that woman was nothing but an anchor dragging you down.

A summer cold has left my throat raw. I administer myself green tea with an obscene amount of honey and lemon, drunk out of one of the enormous mason jars that flock in the kitchen cabinets. After filling a jar with boiling water to make my third tea tank of the day, I noticed a curl of water spreading out from underneath it out onto the countertop. A leak? I reached in from above and hoisted the jar with my fingertips to take a look, grappling it by its rim, and while holding it up and peering at it the jar's bottom cleanly detached. A half-moon of hot glass and boiling water spattered out across the kitchen floor. The cat was not amused.

Sick people, you have my empathy.

Today, via the miracle of broad-spectrum antibiotics, was my first non-mucus producing day in about three weeks.

DNA Concept wrote:A summer cold has left my throat raw. I administer myself green tea with an obscene amount of honey and lemon, drunk out of one of the enormous mason jars that flock in the kitchen cabinets. After filling a jar with boiling water to make my third tea tank of the day, I noticed a curl of water spreading out from underneath it out onto the countertop. A leak? I reached in from above and hoisted the jar with my fingertips to take a look, grappling it by its rim, and while holding it up and peering at it the jar's bottom cleanly detached. A half-moon of hot glass and boiling water spattered out across the kitchen floor. The cat was not amused.

You are SO fortunate that you weren't holding it straight over your face when this happened.

That's where I thought this story was going...

I was expecting to end with "The doctors say they will probably be able to fashion a nose out of bit of my ankle..."

My friend just called and said he had an extra ticket to see the kids in the hall tomorrow.

SWEET.

Sat on my ass and played video games all day. I wish subway was open later.

Since coming back from NYC, I feel like a waste.

My new indoor soccer team (artificial grass style, with boards) had its first game and we got our asses handed to us by a bunch of young kids. I haven't played seriously in about 6 years. Never has 40 goddamn minutes been so long. I don't know what the score was at the end, but we were allowed an extra person, so I think it must have been a lead of > 10.

Shitting hell in a fuckstand.

I realized today that I know nothing.

Saw Public Enemy play the whole of 'It Takes A Nation Of Millions' last night.

Seeing Flav sing 'She Watch Channel Zero' and then thank the crowd for making his reality show the most popular on VH1 was surreal.

It was cool though, they did the 'Don't Look Back' thing perfectly by taking time to explain each song, bringing the Bomb Squad on to quiz about why they sneakily mastered the A and B sides the wrong way round and really just celebrating the record.

Best bit was Flav (before his drum solo - really) saying "Listen up Manchester!" and Chuck having to tell him he was in Nottingham.