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Rimbaud III wrote:I've signed up a new housemate. She's a German nurse that looks like this:

I hope that as a German she values cleanliness and order and doesn't leave me presents in the toilet after she's used it.

I have told everyone I've met about your knew housemate's resemblance, even those who've never met you.
It's kind of like when I told you about my friend fucking a 56 year old woman despite the fact you have know idea who he is. The sheer delight of the story I guess.

By the way- I just had a thought- though she may be clean and tidy, you might still be in trouble as historically her nation doesn't take too kindly to homosexuals.

Tommy Alpha wrote:By the way- I just had a thought- though she may be clean and tidy, you might still be in trouble as historically her nation doesn't take too kindly to homosexuals.

And Jews. So I shouldn't expect you to come around any time soon then?




I'm burning in hell for this gag.

Rimbaud III wrote:

Tommy Alpha wrote:By the way- I just had a thought- though she may be clean and tidy, you might still be in trouble as historically her nation doesn't take too kindly to homosexuals.

And Jews. So I shouldn't expect you to come around any time soon then?




I'm burning in hell for this gag.

SNAP!!!! Deserved that.


When I do I'll clamber on top of you and use my favourite quote of the year so far... "Fuck me now, you dirty muslim!!!".
Then we can see how clean she's kept your shower.



See you in hell...

Rimbaud III wrote:I hope that as a German she values cleanliness and order and doesn't leave me presents in the toilet after she's used it.

I have a friend who is both German and female (and very cool), and she replaced the toilet in her house with one of those ones with a shelf that allows you to examine your fudge.

johnnyshape wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote:I hope that as a German she values cleanliness and order and doesn't leave me presents in the toilet after she's used it.

I have a friend who is both German and female (and very cool), and she replaced the toilet in her house with one of those ones with a shelf that allows you to examine your fudge.

I read last week that some Germans are still suffering from post-traumatic stress from the Second World War. Maybe in some way, this is affecting all of German society at large, and shitting on a shelf is just symptomatic of the mental distress they're still dealing with. It's either that or the 1966 world cup.

Rimbaud III wrote:
I read last week that some Germans are still suffering from post-traumatic stress from the Second World War. Maybe in some way, this is affecting all of German society at large, and shitting on a shelf is just symptomatic of the mental distress they're still dealing with. It's either that or the 1966 world cup.

Perhaps the First World War also played a role, along with WW2, and indeed, one world cup.

johnnyshape wrote:I have a friend who is both German and female (and very cool), and she replaced the toilet in her house with one of those ones with a shelf that allows you to examine your fudge.

What happens when there is no fudge available, but instead expolosive chocolate sauce? Surely this invention is crap.

johnnyshape wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote:
I read last week that some Germans are still suffering from post-traumatic stress from the Second World War. Maybe in some way, this is affecting all of German society at large, and shitting on a shelf is just symptomatic of the mental distress they're still dealing with. It's either that or the 1966 world cup.

Perhaps the First World War also played a role, along with WW2, and indeed, one world cup.

Madness begets madness.

Rodabod wrote:What happens when there is no fudge available, but instead expolosive chocolate sauce? Surely this invention is crap.

The Germans are far too disciplined to get diarrhea. Plus with all that rye bread, potatoes and sausages they're far more likely to suffer constipation than "das Scheissebrunnen".

There must be some benefit to this design that we're missing. The Germans simply wouldn't tolerate it if it didn't serve a purpose..

simmo wrote:There must be some benefit to this design that we're missing. The Germans simply wouldn't tolerate it if it didn't serve a purpose..

I think it's to catch bowel-related cancers early on.

If zehr ist blood in yur schtool, to das hospital mit yu, yu fuul.