burun wrote:
If I saw that, I would laugh until my guts bled.

I think I just did.

Quitting smoking.

I wore a helmet while riding a bicycle for the first time in my life.

I purchased a Mexican Coca-Cola.

A somewhat older gentleman on a bicycle said, "just keep ridin', brother!" and then added, "it's the only way to keep off the weight!"

Does this helmet make me look fat?


Kayte R.! Good luck with the quitting smoking! Not smoking is even more awesome than smoking! And smoking was occasionally awesome!

I just spent May 16th-June 2nd in Indianapolis and north of Green Bay. I feel as though I've gained 15 lbs. I just changed clothing to take a walk and my jeans still fit the same as before. However, my shirt seems significantly tighter in the bust region.

WTF? Does the food of the Midwest go specifically to one's rack? My waist/legs/hips all seem about the same as before I left for vacation, and that's where I normally gain weight. I don't understand how only my breasts managed to grow while I was out there.

That sounds just terrible. Nobody likes large breasts.


I just spent 461 bucks getting my truck fixed. Awesome.

Mandroid2.0 wrote:I just spent May 16th-June 2nd in Indianapolis and north of Green Bay. I feel as though I've gained 15 lbs. I just changed clothing to take a walk and my jeans still fit the same as before. However, my shirt seems significantly tighter in the bust region.

WTF? Does the food of the Midwest go specifically to one's rack? My waist/legs/hips all seem about the same as before I left for vacation, and that's where I normally gain weight. I don't understand how only my breasts managed to grow while I was out there.

Nope. I've got an IUD installed.

Mandroid2.0 wrote:Nope. I've got an IUD installed.

Gotta love the hardware!

Mandroid2.0 wrote:Nope. I've got an IUD installed.

I bet that wasn't even 461 bucks, was it?

Marsupialized wrote:

Mandroid2.0 wrote:Nope. I've got an IUD installed.

I bet that wasn't even 461 bucks, was it?

Actually, it was free thanks to the fine State of California and Planned Parenthood.

If you lived here, you could probably claim that your truck repairs were to make your car emissions friendly and the state would reimburse you once you passed the smog test. Of course, the downside is that you'd have to live in California.