i'm gonna go with:

can't stop the music (featuring a young steve guttenberg AND the village people)
dead alive (and then this guy goes and does lord of the rings...)
not another teen movie (i have NO idea why i love this film (yes, i'll call it a "film"))

i feel so illicit right now.

Rad
Back To The Beach
Gleaming The Cube

Zapped (Scott Baio)
Thrashin'
Summer School
Blob '88
That movie where Sean Connery gets together with Catherine Zeta Jones and she does backflips through motion sensor lasers in vaults to steal jewelry. God that was bad/good/really bad.

Fight for Your Life

one of the most un-pc films ever made, featuring William Sanderson (?) of "My name's Larry. This is my brother Darrel and this is my other brother Darrel" from Newhart TV show.

My Boyfriend's Back

Krull

Hambone and Hillie

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0087379/

go ahead, name another movie that stars Lillian Gish, OJ Simpson (as Tucker the Trucker), and most of all, a dog.

Oh, I am going to have to go with...

"Dogma" starring Matt Damen and Ben Aflect. It was by that guy that did Clerks and Chasing Amy, Brian Smith or Shecky Smith or something like that. I had little to no expectations for this piece of crap and I was still befuddled by it. It was so bad it induced anal leakage. I saw it seven years ago and am STILL angry about every penny of that admission cost! Doh!

NICE! how's that time machine treatin ya anyways?

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0120655/

1999? It feels more like a lifetime ago! A long, worthless lifetime ago...

I guess I was using dog years.