I'm gonna start off this beeyatch with a big, fat CAARRRRAP!
Fuck this show. I see it every morning cuz it's on where I work and am amazed at the fucking dribble that passes for news.
It's like this: "......and then they pulled the mangled, rotten African-American body from the virus-infested cesspool. And later, teaching your dog to cook. That's later on the Today show."
I don't know. Maybe it's just me but Katie Couric seems too clueless and square for me to really buy into.
Alexis Glick? I'll buy into that! Boy, would I buy into that........
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2I miss "Regis & Kelly" from my days of bartending/unemployment.
She's hot.
Not really, but I'd totally hit it.
She's hot.
Not really, but I'd totally hit it.
Vince Clortho = retaliation $& beard;
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3This show is always on when I'm getting ready for work in the mornings because I sleep with the TV on. It is CRAP, but I think I'm in love with Ann Curry.
matthew wrote:His Life and his Death gives us LIFE.......supernatural life- which is His own life because he is God and Man. This is all straight Catholicism....no nuttiness or mystical crap here.
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4Yeah, Kelly Ripa IS hot.
She'd make a great pornstar.
Her face is jammin'. Her body's hector-slammin'.
If the love was good. I'd get to rammin'.
She'd make a great pornstar.
Her face is jammin'. Her body's hector-slammin'.
If the love was good. I'd get to rammin'.
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5full point wrote:Her body's hector-slammin'.
Nice! This is going in my "lyrics you like to sing wrong because they're funny" file.
Regis & Kelly- Crap, I guess. A strong "meh" candidate.
The Today Show- Crap.
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8full point wrote:
OHMYGAWDLOOKATTHATTOE!!!!
HOT!!!
Vince Clortho = retaliation $& beard;
[img]DefinitelyNOTtheSWEDE = retaliation $& text = "no ceramics in the signal path, mate, only plastic film" endline; SUB $&01001110; BNE $&01000011; JMP $&00011101;Err $&D0256FA2;
[img]DefinitelyNOTtheSWEDE = retaliation $& text = "no ceramics in the signal path, mate, only plastic film" endline; SUB $&01001110; BNE $&01000011; JMP $&00011101;Err $&D0256FA2;
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9fuck. i didn't think anyone noticed.
you can always count on the fuckin' maj!
you can always count on the fuckin' maj!