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Bush hitting the booze again

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:30 am
by stewie_Archive
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/63426

OK, maybe not the most reputable news source, but if it's true his rare press conferences will be even more hilarious.

Bush hitting the booze again

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:48 am
by rachael_Archive
I fucking love it.

Bush hitting the booze again

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:53 am
by Angriest_Dragon_Archive
He still won't be too drunk to act instantly when Rita is done in Texas.
Even if the damage is significantly less than what Katrina did, I am almost sure he will try to get more funding for Texas.

Bush hitting the booze again

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:55 am
by l_o_c_Archive
The article is discredited by portraying it as if Bush was paying close attention when the levee broke.

Bush hitting the booze again

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:59 am
by Angriest_Dragon_Archive
l_o_c wrote:The article is discredited by portraying it as if Bush was paying close attention when the levee broke.


There's no need for you to point out "trivial" flaws in this otherwise believable article.

Bush hitting the booze again

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 11:01 am
by l_o_c_Archive
I'm just sayin'....it makes him sound almost sympathetic.

Since when did The National Enquirer tone it down? I remember when it was all aliens and chupacabra. This article was 100% chupacabra-free.

Bush hitting the booze again

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 11:03 am
by Angriest_Dragon_Archive
l_o_c wrote: Since when did The National Enquirer tone it down? I remember when it was all aliens and chupacabra. This article was 100% chupacabra-free.


You're thinking of Weekly World News which is a very fine magazine.

Bush hitting the booze again

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:21 pm
by unarmedman_Archive
You're thinking of Weekly World News which is a very fine magazine.


"I am on the Garth Brooks juice diet."

Bush hitting the booze again

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:04 pm
by Flaneur_Archive
Rove and Cheney planning a coup?

Bush hitting the booze again

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:25 pm
by mattw_Archive
Wait...why didn't Batboy get him to stop drinking?