Dog Condoms

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TheeMajorMiller wrote:Why hasn't anyone questioned the fact that these muttrubbers are flavored??


well i did sort of.

what meat would they use.
peri wrote:The gfirl just emailed me, "I've never had any desire to eat a scotch egg'.

I guess she gonna go hungry tonight

Dog Condoms

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the dogs i spoke with say they like the idea of dog condoms, but they just can't feel as much lady love when wearing one. also, several dogs indicated that dog sex most often occurs at the spur of the moment, and having to fish out a dog condom from a dog wallet is a real mood killer. finally, most dogs have agreed that a lack of opposable thumbs seriously hinders the ability to put a dog condom on with much success, and that their claws almost always make small puncture holes that lead to seepage.
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