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Nothing made up.

Serious thread.

Something cool and impressive that no one else would here would know.

My wife is really fucking hot.

Fine.

Miserable wannabes.


I will go first.

I am a qualified Zamboni Driver.

-Certified to operate a forklift

-I hung out with Bill Murray once.

-I'm named after a dead, black wino whose body my father recovered from a lake.

-I once beat off 12 times in an 8 hour period.

Forget it.

My surname is Zamboni, and I once killed a black man with a forklift, masterbated over his corpse 12 times in 8 hours, and then got my super fucking hot wino wife to help me pitch the body into Bill Murray's private lake.

Seriously.

i have unusually flexible thumbs.

once attended a BBQ with both salman rushdie and martin mull in attendance.

mel gibson is my second cousin. (and no, i'm not catholic, i was just born that way).

i have twelve screws and a steel plate holding my left foot onto my body.

most dogs and infants find me very interesting.

My cousin's real mum was murdered by Christie in the sixties. (10 rillington place)

Julian Clary lives in the appartment two up and one across from us in mallorca.

My ex girlfriend has a winter Olympic gold medal.

All true

My best friend/man used to do Graffitti with Liam Howlett out of Prodigy.

jayryan wrote:
i have twelve screws and a steel plate holding my left foot onto my body.

That is unusual. You would think they would have attached it to your leg.

jayryan wrote:
once attended a BBQ with both salman rushdie and martin mull in attendance.

I once attended a 'summer solstice' BBQ with both Brian May AND Brian May's daughter once. They did live next door.

I met the Queen when I was ten.

I used to live next door to both Johnny Cigarettes (NME journo) and Keith Le Blanc (Tackhead etc. drummer)...in the same street!

I once had Noel Gallagher complement me on my choice of guitar pedal (Lovetone).

I once played eighteen records in half an hour on Radio 1.

I am pretty good at first-aid.