i have three cats, and i live in an apartment here in chicago that's decently sized. sometimes, i think that i'd like to have another cat, but while four cats would be too many for my place, i think that three-and-a-half cats would be just right. so, i was wondering if maybe you guys could help me find a half-cat. here are the requirements of a half-cat:

-cute
-small
-comes with own kitty condo
-preferrably is already named "pip"

i already have toys, food, and cat-boxes.
anyone?

regards,
jet.

Go to 2752 N. Lakewood ( I think it was lakewood, I lived in so many shithole aprtments in Chicago that they all blur together). Its in Rogers Park right by the Loyola "EL" stop. Go to the first floor. Knock on the door with the cat piss smell. An old lady with a horrible blond wig will answer with a cig in her mouth. In the background of her terribly small studio apartment will be some of her 23 kitty cats. I used to live across from her. She is nice, but a bit incoherant. If you ask nicely she might be able to help you.

Good luck.

thanks, but really i was just aiming for steve to solicit the actual pip. sounds like an adventure, though.

regards,
jet.