I don't know if this has been done before, I used the search function and came up with about 1,200 matches. If it's been done before, sorry. If not... enjoy.

Everytime someone welcomes a new user, take a drink
Everytime Steve responds to a question, take a drink
Every 20th post by Marsupalized, take a drink
Everytime someone has a fight, take a drink
Everytime someone cuts and pastes the entire lyrics to a song, take a drink
Every new Slint topic, take a drink
Everytime someone suggests they use the search function, take a drink
When someone gets to their 666th post, take a drink
Everytime someone suggest another forum for a specific topic, take a drink

5 stars largeheart!

"Have a Drink on Me"

Whiskey, gin and brandy
With a glass I'm pretty handy
I'm trying to walk a straight line
On sour mash and cheap wine
So join me for a drink boys
We're gonna make a big noise

So don't worry about tomorrow
Take it today
Forget about the cheque
We'll get hell to pay

Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Yeah
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
On me

Come on

Dizzy, drunk and fightin'
On tequila white lightnin'
My glass is getting shorter
On whiskey, ice and water
So come on and have a good time
And get blinded out of your mind

So don't worry about tomorrow
Take it today
Forget about the cheque
We'll get hell to pay

Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
On me

Get stoned

Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Yeah
Have a drink on me
Come on
Oooh

Gonna roll around
Gonna hit the ground
Take another swing
Have another drink
Gonna drink it dry
Gonna get me high
Come on all the boys
Make a noise

CHORUS
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me

Have a drink oooooooon me

Every post in which Marsupialized talks about beating someone up - two shots.

Don't know why I'm posting here. I get loopy when I drink too many O'Douls now that I don't drink anymore.

Everytime rysie posts drink two shots.

rysie wrote:Everytime rysie posts drink two shots.

Waadddjaaa geeeety onphrrruuuumpf?

When someone post a topic without using the serach button and then someone else replies

"Hey dude it's been posted already. Do a search before posting something for fuck sake!!"

http://www.electrical.com/phpBB2/viewto ... &start=140

One drink for every time someone suggests the SM57 for a "What mic should I buy?" question, but TWO drinks for every time the SM57 is slandered as garbage.

One drink for every post written in Fake Italian.

One drink any time a new user is taunted for asking what's inside the Shellac amps.

A quart of whiskey for everytime Gramsci rails against religion!

Salút, Grammers!

One drink for every user created by TheSwede, Dragon, Rysie, Peripatetic and me.

You should have sevre alcohol poisoning by the time you hit Dragon II.