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Here it is...the Intelligent Chip.

The Intelligent Chip is a one inch square, bright orange plastic wafer that, when placed on top of a compact disc player for 2-3 seconds, upgrades the disc (CD, DVD or SACD) being played at the time. The sound of the upgraded disc has more detail and articulation, better dynamics and an absence of "digital harshness." Voices are more human-sounding and less synthetic. The upgrade is permanent. Inside the white translucent Intelligent Chip case are two ultrathin, clear polycarbonate sheets, one on each side of the Chip. The manufacturer's product brochure states, "The Intelligent Chip should be put back into the packing case after using, because the packing case can protect the quantum material of the Intelligent Chip, preventing them from leaking."

It's frightening.

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Green ink for the 21st century.

Who here remembers green ink?

Linus Van Pelt wrote:Green ink for the 21st century.

Who here remembers green ink?

Haha. I had a friend in high school that did this to his entire CD collection. Totally convinced that he could tell the difference between my Portishead CD and his "green" Portishead CD.

What do you think would happen if I put it on my turntable? My bass amp? My skull?

That's amazing. Are you sure it isn't an 'April Fool'? Reading through that astonishing load of quantum cobblers, I wasn't sure.

The James Randi web site has, along with much else of interest, an account of an attempt on his long-standing $1million dollar challenge to prove paranormal or supernatural feats by one of the green ink / CD improver brigade which makes amusing and interesting reading.

choppy wrote:What do you think would happen if I put it on my My skull?

to steel your tagline, I bet you would get "mad buzzed"...