What is your favorite way for Pete Doherty to die?

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Fuck, where do you start?

Does murder count? Because I imagine I'll have to do this myself...

First I'd cut him up a bit and give him a mountain of coke so he can't pass out, then drop him in a barrel of salt. After an hour or so of that it's time for the acid tank. Toes first and slowly dipped in, but not enough to kill him. Next, and last, it the industrial meat grinder, again feet first.
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What is your favorite way for Pete Doherty to die?

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Face-down and stinking of fags and urine in a nasty East-End boozer on a rainy Monday at lunch-time aged 57. He would have spent the last 30 years sitting alone in a corner of this boozer drinking as much cheap bitter/brandy as his disability benefit allowed, muttering to anybody who would listen about his brief flirtation with popularity and music.

His steady diet of Safeways microwave meals for one, cheap alcohol and painkillers combined with the lack of heating/sanitation in his council flat would have lead to his early, lonely and humiliating heart-attack.

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