Best I've heard first hand.
- Hey Baby, I'm Following you home tonight.
- You're so fine, I'm going to chop you up and put you in my freezer. <-A guy I knew successfully used this once.
-Man: I was at the doctor yesterday. Bad news.
Girl: Oh no, what'd wrong?
Man: He said my dick was too long.
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2"I can tell just by looking at you that you don't have a mean bone in your body...
would you like one?"
would you like one?"
"The bastards have landed"
www.myspace.com/thechromerobes - now has a couple songs from the new album
www.myspace.com/thechromerobes - now has a couple songs from the new album
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3scott wrote:"I can tell just by looking at you that you don't have a mean bone in your body...
would you like one?"
I don't get it.
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4"I like what I see."
"Do you want to have intercourse? You know, sexual intercourse?"
"Do you want to have intercourse? You know, sexual intercourse?"
matthew wrote:His Life and his Death gives us LIFE.......supernatural life- which is His own life because he is God and Man. This is all straight Catholicism....no nuttiness or mystical crap here.
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5-Hey baby, wanna dance?
-no
-that's ok, I need a shit anyway
-no
-that's ok, I need a shit anyway
simmo wrote:Someone make my carrot and grapefruits smoke. Please.
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6placeholder wrote:"Do you want to have intercourse? You know, sexual intercourse?"
Excellent. I want to put this into my daily routine.
This one is difficult to describe as it requires hand gestures... you make an obvious show of the fact that you lick the tip of your index finger, much the way you would if you were about to turn a page in a book. You then run it down the garment of your subject, flash your bedroom eyes and hit them with "Mmm, let's get you out of those wet clothes."
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8greg wrote:-You look old. Have you had babies?
-No!
-You look old.
This made me laugh out loud. Salut!
"You get a kink in your neck looking up at people or down at people. But when you look straight across, there's no kinks."
--Mike Watt
--Mike Watt
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9Tom wrote:scott wrote:"I can tell just by looking at you that you don't have a mean bone in your body...
would you like one?"
I don't get it.
Seriously?
"The bastards have landed"
www.myspace.com/thechromerobes - now has a couple songs from the new album
www.myspace.com/thechromerobes - now has a couple songs from the new album
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10"That's a pretty dress. It would look even better on the floor next to my bed."
One day.
One day.