The Comedy of Craigslist

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will you take 2 half dollars?

Reply to: sale-120649069@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-12-26, 11:20PM CST

I dont have 10 dimes or 20 nickels but i do got 2 half dollars will u take those coke machine does not take half dollar or susan b anthonys so i must have dollar to buy my COKE
this is in or around houston

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Please share humorous craigslist.org postings from your area. Post holiday work is boring.
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The Comedy of Craigslist

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http://chicago.craigslist.org/adg/120962635.html

Seven friends are getting together for their annual night of poker, drinks and cigars. We are looking for a topless waitress to work for two to three hours (serving beers, lighting cigars and dealing the occassional game of cards). Must have a fun personality. Compensation is high for the right girl. If interested, please e-mail pictures and compensation you are seeking.

russ? steve? why didn't you tell us about THIS game you were hosting?
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The Comedy of Craigslist

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Eksvplot wrote:i'm outta the loop, obviously... what is "craigslist" exactly? a bunch of classified ads?


think that, but way funnier. internet site where you can browse locally or not so locally for a job, a new guitar, a car, drugs, a one night stand, a TV...

it's amazing.

and i make about $1000 a month selling stupid crap on there that i haven't used in ages. i sold a leather vibrating office chair for 30 dollars more than i paid for it new.

The Comedy of Craigslist

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http://houston.craigslist.org/cas/120984053.html

Looking for Lady who is into Tea Bagging.... - m4w - 46

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Reply to: pers-120984053@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-12-28, 11:31AM CST


If you don't know what tea bagging is, then please don't respond. If you do then please email me and lets discus$ detail$





this is in or around Houston

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests




120984053
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The Comedy of Craigslist

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This guy's got some class, innit?

http://houston.craigslist.org/cas/120979805.html

Need Girl to Carpe Penis!! - m4w - 50

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Reply to: pers-120979805@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-12-28, 11:16AM CST


I don't want anything except a woman who wants to seize my penis and use it until she is completely satisfied. Leave all the relationsuip baggage behind, forget about all the courtship - just reach out and go for it. I will not say no to any woman with the courage to reach for what she really wants....
this is in or around Galleria

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