Don't get me wrong, I like homosexual men.

Especially Kazuhito Tadano.

But not A-Rod.

I would vote on this, but I'm too busy Photoshopping A-Rod and Jeter's faces on to gay porn pics.

i've got to see those pictures when you're done.


ps - my boycott of one on professional baseball just got a shot in the arm.

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Move Jeter to third.

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i don't care what the yanks say right now, i don't think they keep jeter at ss

jeter is way overrated and rodriguez is very very good defensively

i would expect jeter to 'magnanimously' move to second at some point

oh, and i vote 'gay-rod' if i have to

This is a living parody of the Onion article about the Yankees buying every player in baseball. So far, they have gotten:

Vasquez (along with Guererro and Frank Robinson, a reason I had a soft spot for the Expos last year)
Lofton (which is why they can trade Soriano and still have a leadoff)
Kevin Brown
Tom Gordon
Gary Sheffield
Joe Girardi

And a half-dozen quality players they don't need.

They will be spending a multiple in salary of every team they face. If they don't win 110 games they are not getting their money's worth, which is probably how it will pan out.

Jesus, I hate the Yankees. What a sick way to play baseball.

i just had that "the onion" article converation with someone not more than an hour ago.

http://www.theonion.com/onion3904/yankees.html

look at the far right side of the photo. look at who's half-a-face is there.

tmidgett wrote:i don't care what the yanks say right now, i don't think they keep jeter at ss

jeter is way overrated and rodriguez is very very good defensively

i would expect jeter to 'magnanimously' move to second at some point

oh, and i vote 'gay-rod' if i have to

A guy that fast could be a center fielder, and then they could finally slough off Bernie Williams.

But I don't care and I hope they all burn to death in an acid spill.