strategic grill locations is my favorite comedy performance from anybody ever.

NOT CRAP

Hedberg was so damn funny. Bless him.


Hedberg = NOT CRAP

Heroin = CRAP

He's not crap. I listened to mitch all together and strategic grill locations last night, back-to-back real quick.

copower, could you change the spelling to hedberg so it'll show up in searches?

thx.


Faiz

Not crap, no waffles.

"I mumble a lot on stage...I'm a mumbler. I'll be walking with a friend, and I'll say something, and they'll say 'What?', so I say it again, but again they do not hear me and they say 'What?', but really, it's just some insignificant shit that I'm saying, but now I'm yelling 'THAT TREE IS FAR AWAY.'"

Far, far away from CRAP.

despite his being a dyed-in-the-wool stoner, a lot of thoughtfulness was put into his jokes.

i like this one:

I bought a doughnut from a store and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. Man, I'll just give you money, then you give me the doughnut. End of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend: "Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here. Oh wait, it's at home, in the file... under D... for doughnut

and this one:

I wear v-neck shirts, this is a v-neck I got on. My neck is so fragile man, I can't wear a regular neck shirt, it hurts. And I especially hate turtle necks. Wearing a turtle neck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Like if you wear a turtle neck and a backpack it's like a weak midget is trying to bring you down.

and this one:

I used to play in a Death Metal band. People either loved us or they hated us... or they just thought we were "okay."

Eksvplot wrote:despite his being a dyed-in-the-wool stoner, a lot of thoughtfulness was put into his jokes.

i like this one:

I bought a doughnut from a store and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. Man, I'll just give you money, then you give me the doughnut. End of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend: "Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here. Oh wait, it's at home, in the file... under D... for doughnut

and this one:

I wear v-neck shirts, this is a v-neck I got on. My neck is so fragile man, I can't wear a regular neck shirt, it hurts. And I especially hate turtle necks. Wearing a turtle neck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Like if you wear a turtle neck and a backpack it's like a weak midget is trying to bring you down.

and this one:

I used to play in a Death Metal band. People either loved us or they hated us... or they just thought we were "okay."

None of these are funny.
He was CRAP

These Mitch Hedberg, she is so beautiful.

Christopher_Dragon wrote:

Eksvplot wrote:despite his being a dyed-in-the-wool stoner, a lot of thoughtfulness was put into his jokes.

i like this one:

I bought a doughnut from a store and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. Man, I'll just give you money, then you give me the doughnut. End of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend: "Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here. Oh wait, it's at home, in the file... under D... for doughnut

and this one:

I wear v-neck shirts, this is a v-neck I got on. My neck is so fragile man, I can't wear a regular neck shirt, it hurts. And I especially hate turtle necks. Wearing a turtle neck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Like if you wear a turtle neck and a backpack it's like a weak midget is trying to bring you down.

and this one:

I used to play in a Death Metal band. People either loved us or they hated us... or they just thought we were "okay."

None of these are funny.
He was CRAP

you have a heart of stone, Mr. Dragon, like Ricky in that Skid Row song.


honestly, i can understand why people don't like Mitch, but i still think he was "one of the good ones" (even if he was drug addled and all that.)

a severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

(not crap, if only for this observation alone.)