Ahoy.

no fucking way. crap.

I don't like fish. So, crap.

Shit. I voted Not Crap, but sincerely meant to vote Crap. I do like fish, and so I hate LJS. It's that simple.

good god is it crap. i don't trust fast food regularly, but why the hell would anyone trust fast food seafood?

that's just like asking for parasites.

In West Allis, Wisconsin, aka 'Westallica,' there is a combination Taco Bell/Long John Silver's fast-food restaurant.

The LJS available at this eatery is enough to render the otherwise-delicious Taco Bell unappetizing just by being in its proximity.

Fuck you, Long John Silver's. You spoil my appetite for Taco Bell.

CRAP

I enjoy the LJS chicken planks quite a bit. I also enjoy their hush puppies and "crumbs". I give LJS a solid NOT CRAP in the category of battered and fried fast food death meats.

I imagine that LJS is a cardiologist's nightmare. I imagine that every LJS visit has to take about 47 minutes off of a person's life.

I also imagine that LJS is a terrible place to work. After breakfast waitresses, LJS employees finish second in the restaurant-workers-who-deserve-tips derby. Why do we not tip LJS employees?

Do you know what's terrible? The fake-o LJS that is Skippers.

Skippers!

It sucks battered death meat ass!

I like them clam strips and hushpuppies.

You may remember my pal Joe Grissom from the Embarrassing Moment thread. Well, I ate at Long John Silver's quite a bit growing up, and my fondest memory of it is that Joe Grissom got the crabs from a girl who worked there. A girl we both coveted, but with whom he beat me to punch--or drew his sword first, if you prefer. She had huge breasts, and her surname was "Vessels." I wish I could say that I made the nautical connection at the time.

So Long John Silver's is crap, even if it is markedly better than Captain D's.