Are you the type that spends long hours figuring out the best way to meet John Novotny? Want to see what Greg Norman looks like in stretch pants? Ever wonder what a Steve Albini 43 mph fastball looks like?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, you might consider trying out for the Winnemac Electrons Baseball Club.

For those of you who don't know about the Electrons, we are a fast pitch baseball (NOT softball) team in the Chicago Metropolitan Baseball Association made up of many people from the message board.

We're having tryouts for new players on March 25-26 at 11:00am at Winnemac Park (Damen and Foster).

A few facts about the Trons......

website? Yes.(the forum is currently screwed up)
Are we good? Uh....no. We have won 12 games in 3 years.
Do we drink? Yes. Yes we do.

This is a pretty serious league. We play approx. 3 games a week for 10 weeks. The competition is pretty strong.

If you want more info, feel free to contact me or any of our other current/former players/coaches including but not limited to electrons, intern_8033, Brad, Steve, Russ, Brian, Greg, or Novotny .

In addition, we have lost our webmistress and are looking for someone to help out with the website. If this has any appeal to you, let me know.

So that's where I get my username.



By the way, I am on Russ' computer at the studio right now. Anyone want to know anything about his computer? Anyone know how to "hack"?


See you at the tryouts, bitches.

AlBStern wrote:Are you the type that spends long hours figuring out the best way to meet John Novotny? Want to see what Greg Norman looks like in stretch pants?

I read these sentences several times apiece, and laughed hysterically every time.

Thank you for making my evening merrier.

Salut, Electrons!

electrons wrote:By the way, I am on Russ' computer at the studio right now. Anyone want to know anything about his computer? Anyone know how to "hack"?

the easiest way to embarrass people when on their computers is to simply go 'start', 'search', 'pictures, music or video' and simply tick the box that says 'video' before searching.

i doubt you will find anything on the computer he uses for his work but it always works on a man's home computer.
if he is a man, he has porn on his computer.

Any of your scouts coming out to New York? I'm unhappy with my current contract and my agent might be able to find some time in our schedules.

Bumpity bump bump.


See you at the Winnemac Park, tomorrow!?!??


6-4-3, I am bumping in your general direction....

electrons suck!

aviators rule!

andyk

andteater wrote:electrons suck!

aviators rule!

andyk

You are just saying that because you were too talented for the Electrons so you went and made your own team.

You are hurting our feelings.













What's it like to be a winner?

electrons wrote:

andteater wrote:electrons suck!

aviators rule!

andyk

You are just saying that because you were too talented for the Electrons so you went and made your own team.

You are hurting our feelings.

What's it like to be a winner?

ouch!

Al wrote:This is a pretty serious league. The competition is pretty strong.

Al Stern!

You had an OPS of 1036 last year.

What in the hell got into you?

tommydski wrote:the easiest way to embarrass people when on their computers is to simply go 'start', 'search', 'pictures, music or video' and simply tick the box that says 'video' before searching.

I think that this is an awful thing to do.

RANK!!!

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