I was just getting some chili and "You Give Love A Bad Name" was playing at the bakery. It almost made me lose my appetite. So bad.

When I was ten someone gave me a copy of "Slippery When Wet" on casette after Young Guns II came out. For some bizarre reason, this was a popular movie and soundtrack. I look back on these foolish times and laugh.

"Bon Jovi" as a code word for weed is not crap.

When I was a teenager, I appreciated 'Slippery When Wet' as a great pop-metal album and thus must vote NOT CRAP.

one of the most groundbreaking, innovating and influential bands of all time. their albums are challenging but always a good listen. amazing creat... oh, bon jovi? crap.

MrFood wrote:Why was 'Slippery When Wet' um... called.... that?

because Bon Jovi are a bunch of vaginas.

Triumph, the insult comic dog wrote:Jon Bon Jovi! You play a vampire in your new movie! i didn't think it was possible for you to both suck and blow!

ooh a rockstar who was also in ally mcbeal! i'm not sure but i think this may make him the most CRAP out of anything else we have voted on.

rest assured jon bon, the day is coming when I WILL SHIT ON YOU!!

tommydski wrote:ooh a rockstar who was also in ally mcbeal! i'm not sure but i think this may make him the most CRAP out of anything else we have voted on.

here's the problem: Jon's actual last name is 'Bon Giovvi', which means that the band name is actually written in Fake Italian, the lingua franca of this board. Fake Italian is most defnitely NOT CRAP, yet Bon Jovi is most definitely CRAP.


the internet's imminent collapse in 3, 2, 1.......

bong jovi


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kerble, mistakenly quoting Triumph, the insult comic dog wrote:Jon Bon Jovi! You play a vampire in your new movie! i didn't think it was possible for you to both suck and blow!

Kerble is not right. Close, though.

I own these Triumph DVD, so I can quote these thing right.

Triumph: So, you are starring in a new vampire movie, yes?
JBJ: Yeah, that's right.
Triumph: Finally! A role that actually REQUIIIRES you to suck!