Yes or No.

You sure as fuck don't.

I sure as hell don't! God help me if I ever pretended to be an intellectual.

Just answer my question though, please.

You mean, do those of us who post here consider our reactions before we let loose our sinister fingers upon the unholy keyboard of sin?

What is your question, Matt? Do we prefer logic to "god did it?" I'd wager to guess, "yes." We like logic.

How would I go about becoming one of these intra-lectricals?

Some of us do. Some of us pretend to be virulently rascist. Some of us are women, some are teenagers, there's probabaly a lonely black guy lurking on here, and Steve went to journalism school. Ryan Rezvani can curse in Farsi and Russ' raincoat is technicolor and made of anxiety and beer-farts.

Grandpa Matthew, what the fuck is your point?

Don't worry Matthew, you're still the only one here with an air of lofty anti-intellect.

I definitley do.

Do many people who post here put on an "intellectual" raincoat?

I dunno about that, but I do know that Rysie wears a padded bra.