The other night, the girl and I got Chinese takeout.

The package/wrapper thing that my chopsticks came in said this, and exactly this:

The package my chopsticks came in wrote:Welcome to Chinese Restaurant

Please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks.

The traditional and typical of Chinese glorious history and cultural.

I would have thought maybe rysie was doing some moonlighting with the company that made these chopsticks, but there were too many capital letters.

I like to eat at Japanese restaurants and then ask for a fortune cookie when they bring the check.

Talk about angry!

MajorEverettMiller wrote:I like to eat at Japanese restaurants and then ask for a fortune cookie when they bring the check.

Talk about angry!

They don't think it's funny when you ask for a "Micherob Gorden Right Prease" either!

Peripatetic wrote:They don't think it's funny when you ask for a "Micherob Gorden Right Prease" either!

Yeah, but they fuckin' bring it.

I hate chop sticks. I also hate the traditional grip.

Peripatetic wrote:The other night, the girl and I got Chinese takeout.

The package/wrapper thing that my chopsticks came in said this, and exactly this:

The package my chopsticks came in wrote:Welcome to Chinese Restaurant

Please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks.

The traditional and typical of Chinese glorious history and cultural.

I would have thought maybe rysie was doing some moonlighting with the company that made these chopsticks, but there were too many capital letters.

I was just talking about this @ Lunch on saturday!

if you look at the typeface again, glorious and cultural are actually a slightly different font.

this brand of chopsticks got a proofing, they used to read:

The package my chopsticks came in wrote:
The traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history and cultual.

glonous!

Not Crap!

i have heard an urban legend that many restaurants keep an alternate menu for those that can read/speak chinese, japanese, vietnamese, etc. this menu is supposed to be a much more appealing menu. can this be confirmed by anyone?...tis a nice idea. i only read/speak honkey.

hiredgeek wrote:i only read/speak honkey.

I too only read/speak honkey which means I probably only order/enjoy cat/squirrel in Nice Chinese Restaurant!

hiredgeek wrote:i have heard an urban legend that many restaurants keep an alternate menu for those that can read/speak chinese, japanese, vietnamese, etc. this menu is supposed to be a much more appealing menu. can this be confirmed by anyone?...tis a nice idea. i only read/speak honkey.

I went to a Vietnamese restaurant here and tried to order what I believed to be a noodle dish. The waitress said, "No, you don't want", and she was kind of giggling.

"No, I want."

"No, you no want. Very, very Vietnamese."

"Great. I'll take it."

We went back and forth about this for nearly 5 minutes. She actually had another waitress and a manager come over and tell me, "No, you DON'T WANT THAT."

I settled for fried tofu and rice.

They shut the place down a month later for serving dog and cat meat.

Talk hokey, trust your waitress, tip at least 8%.

We could start a new thread about that kind of shit.

When I was in college, a Subway in Mitchell, SD got in trouble because some dudes were jacking off into the mayo.

I had friends who worked at Burger King and would put pubes on peoples' burgers.