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New Veleno Guitar Review in Bad Fake Italian

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 5:06 pm
by Redline_Archive
The Veleno, she shines, a beauty to hold and to behold. As you stare, you can hear soft music playing-much like the beginning music on the Simpsons. But..But...

The Pretty Veleno, she's strung with the gauge .09 strings! Fare i gattini! She sounds much like the banjo, doink doink doink. A quick fix with the .10 gauge, ah, that'sa nice!

The Veleno, she comes with the pick-up rings of plastico! Please, for to give me metal pick-up rings on the 7,257 lire instrument! And the Veleno who makes is very mini-switch happy, as to make the nice clean face of guitar like the Swiss Cheese! I am very happy that did not happen to this one. May I suggest the push me-pull you Tone or Volume pot on the instead? We all like to "split the coils", but please, she's bad, the '70's mini-toggle switch! She's as bad as the braille on the drive-through ATM!

On the side that is up, they remove mass from the peg head, as to balance like the Wallendas. Also, the Seymour Duncan pick-ups only, but I myself see that as OK, a ciascuno il suo!

She's not bad, very expensive, but hey, belle parole non pascono i gatti!


Jay

New Veleno Guitar Review in Bad Fake Italian

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 7:03 pm
by benjaminbunny_Archive
don't they cost $8,500 or something nearby?
and aren't authenticity certificates for old velenos $150? that's stupid. surely they should free, seeing as you've already bought the guitar.

New Veleno Guitar Review in Bad Fake Italian

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 7:08 pm
by benjaminbunny_Archive
i built my aluminium guitar for around £40.

scroll to the bottom of this link for a rather bad picture:
http://www10.brinkster.com/benjaminbunny/guitar.htm

if i get a tim off work this year i'll finally get round to building some more ( but rather better looking than that one in the photo).

New Veleno Guitar Review in Bad Fake Italian

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 9:27 pm
by Redline_Archive
Bengee Funny Bunny, no, she's closer to $9000.00 U.S. cash dollars, I could not afford such a beast.

Had great chance to play a new one, however, it'za nice, but even at dealer price cost, not affordable for me, too many Hot Wheels to pay...

Jay