New Veleno Guitar Review in Bad Fake Italian
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 5:06 pm
The Veleno, she shines, a beauty to hold and to behold. As you stare, you can hear soft music playing-much like the beginning music on the Simpsons. But..But...
The Pretty Veleno, she's strung with the gauge .09 strings! Fare i gattini! She sounds much like the banjo, doink doink doink. A quick fix with the .10 gauge, ah, that'sa nice!
The Veleno, she comes with the pick-up rings of plastico! Please, for to give me metal pick-up rings on the 7,257 lire instrument! And the Veleno who makes is very mini-switch happy, as to make the nice clean face of guitar like the Swiss Cheese! I am very happy that did not happen to this one. May I suggest the push me-pull you Tone or Volume pot on the instead? We all like to "split the coils", but please, she's bad, the '70's mini-toggle switch! She's as bad as the braille on the drive-through ATM!
On the side that is up, they remove mass from the peg head, as to balance like the Wallendas. Also, the Seymour Duncan pick-ups only, but I myself see that as OK, a ciascuno il suo!
She's not bad, very expensive, but hey, belle parole non pascono i gatti!
Jay
The Pretty Veleno, she's strung with the gauge .09 strings! Fare i gattini! She sounds much like the banjo, doink doink doink. A quick fix with the .10 gauge, ah, that'sa nice!
The Veleno, she comes with the pick-up rings of plastico! Please, for to give me metal pick-up rings on the 7,257 lire instrument! And the Veleno who makes is very mini-switch happy, as to make the nice clean face of guitar like the Swiss Cheese! I am very happy that did not happen to this one. May I suggest the push me-pull you Tone or Volume pot on the instead? We all like to "split the coils", but please, she's bad, the '70's mini-toggle switch! She's as bad as the braille on the drive-through ATM!
On the side that is up, they remove mass from the peg head, as to balance like the Wallendas. Also, the Seymour Duncan pick-ups only, but I myself see that as OK, a ciascuno il suo!
She's not bad, very expensive, but hey, belle parole non pascono i gatti!
Jay