Andrew,

I can see that Electrical's subscription to The Onion is paying off in spades... I now crown you "World's Funniest Intern!" Seriously, this is some funny stuff. Keep writing...

Dan

For the record, I would like to note that Intern_8033 has recently been promoted to Head Intern_8033. The reasons are plentiful and obvious. His diligence and dedication to excellence remain unmatched in the community of internship worldwide, and for that we bestow upon him this honorable title.

-chad