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Posted: **Mon Jul 21, 2003 6:05 pm**

Why is the doll holding a glass of beer?
Can it drink? Legally?

Posted: **Mon Jul 21, 2003 6:24 pm**

the beer comes with the doll. it has to get real wasted before it'll have sex with the kind of person who shells out five grand for a sex toy.

mine did, anyway.

Posted: **Mon Jul 21, 2003 7:48 pm**

Hmmm. Radical. I guess if having sex with a corpse is just TOO much for someone, this would be the less disgusting alternative.

Posted: **Wed Jul 23, 2003 12:17 am**

JosieSabbath wrote:I guess if having sex with a corpse is just TOO much for someone, this would be the less disgusting alternative.

Hey, don't knock it till you've tried it! Um, not that I've tried it or nothing...cough! Ahem.

Posted: **Wed Jul 23, 2003 11:53 am**

I like to set the cadaver ablaze before digging in. It makes things a bit more interesting! pyro-necrophillia.... ha!

Posted: **Thu Jul 24, 2003 2:30 pm**

Incredible.

So would that make this particular construct a "Dutch Husband"? Or does that depend on the same sex/inanimate object marriage laws in your local state or country? Perhaps "Dutch Partner" or "Dutch Special Friend" would be more accurate?

I find the depths of creativity the human mind can dredge up utterly remarkable when it comes time to sexual desire.

I wonder if it comes with a handbook or pamphlet with a list of excuses for when the owner is "busted" by a significant other or unknowing visitor. I can only imagine the hijinks that would ensue there, comedy gold to be certain.

-C.

Posted: **Thu Jul 24, 2003 2:47 pm**

I wonder if it comes with a handbook or pamphlet with a list of excuses for when the owner is "busted" by a significant other or unknowing visitor.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and suggest that any person who fucks an inanimate object on a regular basis probably doesn't have a significant other and will also have no worries concerning any possible visitors, unknowing or otherwise. Either that or they're fucking my ex-girlfriend (Slam! Did you see how I just burned my ex-lover? That's what you get for having sex with me, you frigid skank!).

I can only imagine the hijinks that would ensue there, comedy gold to be certain.

Weekend at Bernie's 3, anyone?

Posted: **Sat Jul 26, 2003 10:11 pm**

Five grand new?! Yikes! Where can I get a used one?

Wait... maybe I should just stick to self loathing.

Posted: **Mon Jul 28, 2003 11:59 am**

JosieSabbath wrote:I guess if having sex with a corpse is just TOO much for someone, this would be the less disgusting alternative.

Apparently not as far as our un-elected officials are concerned:

This just turned me gayer.

Posted: **Mon Jul 28, 2003 1:08 pm**

Nice wax heads, you fucking murdering thugs.

Wonder when the stitches get taken out. Oh, snap!