The girl and I are getting a dog today.

This is what he looks like.



We originally thought we wanted to give him a regular guy name like Steve or Russ or something, but we've come up with a few others now.

Here are our favorites:

Gordon

Schneider (like Schneider from One Day at a Time)

Ace

Truman (I don't like that one)

Hulk

Anyone like any of those or have any other suggestions?

Roadabod,

Roddy,

Smiff,

Jimmy,

Bob,

Ralf,

Clifford,

Nigel,

Wee-dog,

Wee-guy,

Will,

Clarence,

Donald.

Rysie.

Lock the thread.

Bananahead

Skinny Puppy

Shithead

Isosceles

Jason

Kurt Russell

Magnum, D.I. (Higgins is good, too.)

Mr. Schnugle Wuggles

Bitchface

B.A. Baracass

Hannibal

Face

Murdock

Amy (Gender Issues!!!)

Belushi

Scat

Humphrey

Jesus Christ our Lord

Dipstick

Daddy Cool

Fire Tomato

Abba Nero

Derringer

Pom Pom

Krusty

Toots

Knackerthrasher Applebanger

The Avengers

Moocow

Puckerup

Love Sausage

Uncle WahWah

Eric

Crab Apple

Cumcuber

i think either

shithead

bitch

dog

cunt
or
vagina

BattleCat.

daniel robert chapman wrote:BattleCat.

Good one.

Adam Power - better.