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1 by John C3_Archive
alex maiolo wrote:Wha????? Ugh.
Oh yeah, you're from England. You guys eat Salad Cream.


It has been scientifically proven that only old people eat salad cream. and people who eat their salad with a side order of gammon.

What was going on when this stuff was invented? "If only mayonnaise made your mouth go all fucked up it'd be great."

Grimness incarnate.

No Salad Cream in the states?

Cream: Salad

2 by fantasmatical thorr_Archive
i like salad cream...now, i don't do this anymore but when i was little and we had shit pizzas, i used to be obssessed with having it with pizza. i think i like its vinegary content. i don't have it on salad but i do use it instead of mayo when doing tuna mayo stuff cuz it's less eggy tasting. not that crap.
Tom wrote: I remember going in the back and seeing him headbanging to Big Black. He looked like he was raping the air- really. He had this look on his face like, "yeah air... you know you want it.".

Cream: Salad

8 by fantasmatical thorr_Archive
Rimbaud III wrote:CRAP.

I've never tasted my own semen, but imagine it's not a million miles from the taste of salad cream.
I can't get with this shit.


i doubt your semen is quite as vinegary..
Tom wrote: I remember going in the back and seeing him headbanging to Big Black. He looked like he was raping the air- really. He had this look on his face like, "yeah air... you know you want it.".
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