How the game is played:

-Post a story, an album review, a question for Steve, a single fucking word.

-Clocker Bob then relays a conspiracy theory that ties in with your post.

For example, in the Nikola Tesla thread, Bob posted an article stating that Bush Sr. may be actually be the biological son of Tesla's accountant.

(WTF? Where do you find this shit? Bob is to conspiracy theories what _Dragon is to super-obscure elf folk from Greenland.)

-If Bob cannot do this, you win...nothing, but you win.

I'll start the game.

Bob!

Your word is: Spaghetti

*I just want to note that I enjoy Bob's posts. _Dragon's, too.

MajorEverettMiller wrote:Bob is to conspiracy theories what _Dragon is to super-obscure elf folk from Greenland.

Hey pal, I don't listen to that Greenlandian shit.
All the other viking lands, yes.
Greenland, no.

MajorEverettMiller wrote:Bob!

Your word is: Spaghetti

*I just want to note that I enjoy Bob's posts. _Dragon's, too.

Spaghetti: Invented by the Chinese, but of course, the Church Of Rome doesn't want you to know that and will send an albini monk after you with thorns piercing his thighs to shut you up about it. Of course, the thorns will be delayed 20 ms in the overheads.

Now tell us about Bob Hope's relationship with Albert Einstein.

harvey keitel's cock

simmo wrote:Now tell us about Bob Hope's relationship with Albert Einstein.

Dude, come on. Everybody knows that Deep Throat was actually a sequel.

thedenico wrote:harvey keitel's cock

You saw it in Bad Lieutenant but haven't seen it since, have you? Proof that Harvey Keitel's cock was melted down along with the rest of the steel from the core columns of WTC 1 and 2. The Chinese built one of their falun gong gulags out of it.

thedenico wrote:harvey keitel's cock

What are "things once found in Quentin Tarantino's throat"?

Oh, wait. This is "Clocker Bob", not the "$25,000 Pyramid".

clocker bob wrote:

MajorEverettMiller wrote:Bob!

Your word is: Spaghetti

*I just want to note that I enjoy Bob's posts. _Dragon's, too.

Spaghetti: Invented by the Chinese, but of course, the Church Of Rome doesn't want you to know that and will send an albini monk after you with thorns piercing his thighs to shut you up about it. Of course, the thorns will be delayed 20 ms in the overheads.

I would'a said:

BadComrade wrote:Bob, I think you're wrong. Wasn't his cock also shown in that film called "The Piano"?

You're slipping bigtime Bob.

Hey, I can't compete with you in this game- you have access to unexpurgated FBI files. And also IMDB.