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Subservient Chicken

Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2004 2:56 pm
by Mayfair_Archive
No, this is not a proposed band name. It is a website, actually for Burger King of all people but I thought it was pretty funny anyway.

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

Subservient Chicken

Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2004 3:00 pm
by John W_Archive
i feel dirty looking at this... very dirty...

Subservient Chicken

Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2004 3:03 pm
by same_Archive
i saw this earlier today, accually. someone posted it on my station's board. i told it to masturbate.

Subservient Chicken

Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2004 3:41 pm
by Mayfair_Archive
Yeah, I am not positive if it is preprogrammed or not. It did the three things I asked it, even detailed and stood there perplexed upon the request of 'act with honor'. I love that one! I stumped the chicken!

Subservient Chicken

Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2004 3:55 pm
by Dylan_Archive
I think it's a webcam. I asked it to:

Read a book
Clean up that stain
Find Waldo
Play air guitar
(that last one was nice)

I WILL stump subservient chicken!

Subservient Chicken

Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2004 4:08 pm
by offal_Archive
Hmmm.... I told it to eat cheese, and I'm pretty sure it started crying.

Subservient Chicken

Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2004 4:23 pm
by Mayfair_Archive
offal wrote:Hmmm.... I told it to eat cheese, and I'm pretty sure it started crying.


Maybe it is a lactose intolerant chicken...

Subservient Chicken

Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2004 4:56 pm
by toomanyhelicopters_Archive
check out what it does if you tell it "act gay". is that some kinda generic response, or is this thing right-wing? har-har.

Subservient Chicken

Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2004 4:57 pm
by chuff_Archive
As odd as it is, there is a list of things the Subservient Chicken will and won't do here:
http://dev.magicosm.net/cgi-bin/public/corvidaewiki/bin/view/Game/SubservientChickenRequestList