soo someone here must have some good ones about this nutjob.

here's mine..

he lets us in...locks us in
he takes us into the back room
says

"Welcome to Milwaukee's Drum Center"
with great panache he says this

he's holding a yard stick...he's hitting me with it..

he keeps pointing to a sign that says..

A. Ask
L. Listen
L. Learn

sincerely Dr Faust..

claims the guy from the stones calls him all the time..

i leave shaking..he's a horrible man

Don't get me started. I have about 5 Faust stories. All great.

I'm hosting a rummage sale now, no time to post. I will come back and post at least 1 story. Promise.

I've been kicked out once and just plain not let in once. I don't think you can call it a store after a while of that as a store is some place you get to enter to buy things.

Has anyone very gone to Snukst Music on south Pulaski? It is another surreal experience... a very large, unpleasant guy owns it with his large unpleasant wife. The place smells of big wet unpleasant dogs... everything either sucks or could be cool but is under a stack of shit. When you ask to see something they act like you have asked them to borrow a lung or something. They are very very rude, ugly, unpleasant people and I think I now go just for the show.

Your clothes will smell of wet dog when leaving... that is their guarantee.

Redline wrote:Don't get me started. I have about 5 Faust stories. All great.

I'm hosting a rummage sale now, no time to post. I will come back and post at least 1 story. Promise.

the HIfi have a ton of them too, dude is batshit insane, but he gives great deals... DJ can tell it better than I can, but damn he is crazy, so crazy I have wanted to go in there with a sampler/recorder and get alot of his ramblings on tape only to use them in some sort of sound scape work... any techno guys here should do this...

r0ck1r0ck2 wrote:claims the guy from the stones calls him all the time..

this may be true, if you are ever in the store again, look on the walls he has offical patents from the US patent office (at least 8 of them) for his drum inventions... also if you are ever in the store remark that "liberated women are not ruining america" and watch the guy go off...

Same thing. He locked me and a friend in and gave us a speech about how people dont even use the cheapest toilet paper to wipe their asses, so why would you want the cheapest guitar strings? This mexican guy was in there right before us and just stared at him while he was going off about something. I think that he didnt understand, just stared at Faust and smiled! Too funny. But, he does give good deals and he does deal with "professional" rock musicians. Some cock rocker was in there buying something drum right after I bought a pair of drumsticks.

Dude is mega whack. One time I was there with a drummer friend of mine to buy some drum accessories. He was trying to get us to buy the store because he said he wanted to retire. He smelled like booze. He was blabbing about Neal Peart and Buddy Rich being friends/past clients of his.

He went on and on about a thousand things. Straight up lecture. I think there was a diatribe against women somewhere in there.

He mentioned his kids. Lucky them.

The trick to the dude is make him know you are actually going to buy something. If he thinks you are just going to browse, he will hate you.

He does give good deals and has some cool shit in there.

Seems as though everybody in Milwuakee has a Faust story.

Dude is whack as fuck and what's wtth his 'doo?

this thread is amusing.

Josh, when are you leaving for Spain?

July 11th..

come see my last show at the art bar...
friday night...

it'll be good for you...

i might have to pull a townsend and smash a guitar...
not mine of course...

and i saw your stack at UncleBobs...that was funny...
you didn't even do the gaffer tape..

lazy shitter..

back to faust...

i've never smelled the booze..

just seen the dialated bloodshot eyes...

the maniac grin..

he said

"You like the store huh
i did you a good favour didn't i?

you know what
YOU DON"T DESERVE MY STORE!!"

there's a lot of Get the Fuck Out of Here in him..

i really think he killed someone

i think there's a hooker pile in his basement..